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what Betty actually meant xD #ThanksVButNoThanks #KeepArchie #JugheadsForMe
Mulder: “SCULLY, YOU GO DO THIS.”
Scully: “What about you? Where are you going?”
Mulder: *prances away*
when someone asks u about ur sexuality after u start watching the x-files
give leslie odom jr a tony based solely on the way he says ‘i will not let this man make an orphan of my daughter’ there’s more emotion in that one sentence than i’ve felt all year
hey y’all they listened
“if trump loses will clinton really be any better?” YES. yes holy shit why is this even a question yes she will fucking be better!!!! have you read her policy!!!! have you paid attention to what she’s saying!! you may not like her but she wants women to have access to abortion, she wants gun control, she doesn’t want to overturn same-sex marriage. she doesn’t want to ban muslims from immigrating to the country. like the amount of hatred for hillary clinton is honestly insane when your other option is donald trump
☝️☝️☝️☝️☝️ All this…..wake the fck up, and pay attention
The only way I’ll accept the hydracap story line to play out is:
- Steve’s busy being a nazi when Bucky goes to check on him and bucky’s like “wtf the fuck”
- So he’s like “steve no” and steve’s like “steve yes” and Bucky’s like “that’s only funny when you’re a good guy doing reckless things and not a NAZI doing NAZI THINGS” and steve’s like “(ง'̀-‘́)ง” because he’s a dick now
- but Bucky can win this
- because Bucky’s got a secret weapon
- an assassin you know and love who’s unafraid to step in
- he’s constantly confusing, confounding the marvel henchmen
- EVERYONE GIVE IT UP FOR AMERICA’S FAVOURITE FIGHTING TRASH CAN
- Deadpool
- so he goes to deadpool like “you know that thing you do where you break the fourth wall or w/e” and deadpool’s like “yeah?”
- “can i use it for a bit?”
- so they go off and fight the marvel writers (with swords) and then destroy the new issues (with fire) and then they go to see steve and steve hugs them all and he’s crying and thanking them for saving his characterisation
- and then they go out for ice cream or something
What f/m ships get:
- Season long romance in every episode
- Canon uncensored romance
- Story lines that don’t revolve around their sexual orientation
- Ships on literally every show
What f/f ships get :
- Subtext
- Death by stray bullets
- Queerbaiting
- Disapointment
[HAMILTON] (publishes the Reynolds Pamphlet)
[ENSEMBLE] You Blew It. Super Hard. Complete Buffoonery.
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Frank Castle: a summary
danny zuko: is mean to a girl because some of his friends are watching and he wants to be Cool
danny zuko later in front of the entire school/everybody he knows: