Don’t ever ask me what the hell I was thinking ‘cause I don’t know either.

there are animals called dikdiks

pronounced.. dick-dicks?

no pronounced xylophone

Johnlock and the idea that Sherlock is a sociopath

A lot of people have been getting irritated that John calls Sherlock a sociopath when he clearly isn’t, and that Sherlock refers to himself as a sociopath when he clearly isn’t.  But the reason “sociopath” gets repeated over and over is because it’s a BIG part of the misunderstanding that is currently keeping them from having a relationship.  It doesn’t matter that it’s not true, it matters that Sherlock says it.

Sherlock tells people he’s a sociopath to manage their expectations of him.

John tells himself Sherlock is a sociopath when he needs a reminder that Sherlock is never going to return his feelings.  (i.e. if John calls Sherlock a sociopath, that means he wants him badly at that moment.  Reread the blog with that in mind.)

A thread for John’s feelings, episode by episode across the series, below the cut.

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Offended! A Tumblr Musical

My mother died during a musical, you insensitive fuck. 

that’s it that’s the opening number

but then again, its kind like putting a meat suit on and telling a shark not to eat you

We (men) are not fucking sharks!

We are not rabid animals living off of pure instinct

We are capable of rational thinking and understanding. 

Just because someone is cooking food doesn’t mean you’re entitled to eat it. 

Just because a banker is counting money doesn’t mean you’re being given free money.

Just because a person is naked doesn’t mean you’re entitled to fuck them. 

You are not entitled to someone else’s body just because it’s exposed. 

What is so fucking difficult about this concept?

How can you not reblog something like this

C I R C L E T S  (x)

I require all of the bridesmaids and groomsmen at my wedding to wear circlets.

No you have no choice. You will be elves and you will like it.

I want oneee