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 A Crown for a King; A Rose for a Queen

If there’s one event that the fashionistas of Westeros are all looking forward to, it’ll be the big, royal wedding between Joffrey Baratheon and Margaery Tyrell. 

"It was majestic, it was shimmering," said Jack Gleeson, who played the teenage despot. "I think that’s what Joffrey likes, something ostentatious and grand."

But there are hints everywhere — even in the complementary crowns made for the king and his bride — that Joffrey is getting more than he bargained for with Margaery. Dornish roses are creeping stealthily around and over Joffrey’s crown; and then, there’s also the small matter of Margaery’s wedding dress. Every rose has its thorn, and the bride’s extravagant rosette skirt gives way to a decidedly dangerous bodice. x

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