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how to adult:
My goal this year is to measure the next 525,600 minutes in l o v e.
me coming to comfort u
This is the cutest thing ever😭😍
tips to write college papers
BUT THIS ACTUALLY WORKS
MAKE SURE YOU ERASE IT THOUGH
CONGRATULATIONS BBC
I DON’T EVEN CARE ABOUT CHRISTMAS ANYMORE
SHERLOCK
EVERYTHING IS SHERLOCK
SHERLOCK AND DOCTOR WHO
DASHING THROUGH THE TEARS
ON A THREE PATCH PROBLEM DAY
THROUGH TRENZALORE WE GO
CRYING ALL THE WAY
Actual Advice Mallard.
Bad news for the guy with the forearm fetish.
sometimes as i'm scrolling down my dash i just whisper "fuck you" or "nope" or "STOP"
and i wonder if my roommate ever gets confused but i bet by now she just thinks, "it's probably another photo of [insert gorgeous actor here]."
she gets me.
psa: feminazi is a fucking disgusting term that compares fighting for women’s rights to genocide.
it was coined my rush limbaugh (that alone should be enough to make you stay far far away from it)
it is a racist term, and it is disrespectful to marginalized groups who suffered in nazi germany (so jews, rroma, lgbt folks, people with disabilities, etc.)
do not use it.
if you disagree with feminists: do not use it
if you are a feminist: do not reclaim it
thank you
You can tell by his hair that it's the pilot. That's how I always do it.
oh, right! yeah, that’s how i’ve been doing it too. i didn’t realize it was that different til i saw his hair in the actual A Study In Pink episode. thanks haha
i cant even make it past the table of contents im laughing too hard
What book is this? I must have this because of reasons?
friends don’t let friends bang cows
It’s called Zeus Grants Stupid Wishes: A No-Bullshit Guide to World Mythology (X)
I LOVE BOOZE
BOOZE LOVES ME
HOLY SHIT I HAVE TO PEE
I’M SO SMASHED I’M FALLING ON THE FLOOR
ALCOHOLIC DINOSAUR
i will remember this picture until the next time i get drunk
Alpacas are so much fucking cuter then llamas.
sdfgsdg
YOU FORGOT THE FOLLOWING POINTS:
This has been the most informative post I’ve seen on Tumblr.
Alpacas are like happy children who don’t know of the terrors of the world and llamas are like grumpy old men that hate everything because humanity has made him like that.
also alpacas look at you like they want to meet you and be your friend and say hello, while llamas look like they're always judging you
this was such a great article, thank you!
