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Elon Made Me Come Back

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Alanna, back at it again with new hyperfixations. This year’s special: OFMD pirate brain rot 🏴‍☠️
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This movie is my absolute favourite! I watch it ever year before Pesah. This scene, by the way, took 10 animators 2 full years to complete. When it was released in 1998, The Prince of Egypt was the most expensive animated film ever made.

(The whale is my favorite moment.)

Ah but shelomit-bat-dvorah (from IMDB Facts): “During the parting of the Red Sea scene, many viewers thought they saw a whale swim with a school of fish past the travelers. However, the sea-creature moves its tail side to side, which whales do not do. This means that the sea-creature was not a whale, but rather a giant fish — possibly a whale shark, or perhaps a megalodon, a gigantic species of shark that went extinct nearly 2 million years ago.”

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Hey friends! As Pesach approaches I want to remind you a thing:

You may be familiar with the practice of including an orange on the Seder plate. If you are, you probably think the origin of this is a douchey old male rabbi saying “a woman belongs on the bimah like an orange belongs on the Seder plate.” What a nice story about the progress that women have made! Women can be rabbis now, so of course we should have an orange on the Seder plate!

But this is not the real story!

The real story comes from Susannah Heschel, daughter of Abraham Joshua Heschel. She read a story about someone asking a rabbi “what place do lesbians have in the Jewish community?” The rabbi replied “Gays and lesbians belong in Judaism like a crust of bread belongs on the Seder plate.” In response, some college students (Oberlin students, if I’m correct) started putting crusts of bread on their Seder plates.

Susannah liked the thought behind that, but putting a crust of bread on the Seder plate renders everything on it chametz. It ruins Pesach. She didn’t like the implication that being queer was somehow transgressive or ruinous to Judaism.

Nu? She started the practice of putting an orange on the Seder plate instead, to represent the fruitfulness and diversity that LGBTQ people and other marginalized groups bring to Judaism.

She spread this around, but as time went on, the story shifted and changed in the way that folklore often does, until the version of the story she was hearing was the “old douchey rabbi says that women belong on the bimah like an orange belongs on the Seder plate” version.

See what happened? A woman’s words got put in a man’s mouth. Something a woman brought into the world ended up getting attributed to a man.

Don’t let it happen! Tell the real story about why we put an orange on the Seder plate.

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I’m gonna do a little explaining of what I love about pesach for my non-Jewish friends. The whole purpose of pesach, is to retell a story of our suffering, celebrate that we are no longer in that position, and then acknowledge that as long as any group is oppressed, we shall never truly be free. This, to me, is quintessential Judaism. This is why Jews have always been a major part of civil rights movements, of social justice movements. We as a people cannot be free until we have made sure everyone else is.

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Imagine Jewish Hufflepuffs always finding the afikomen after their Passover seder and everyone joking about how Hufflepuffs are such good finders

Ok yes but imagine Seders at Hogwarts

- Pesach story reenactments

- the plagues 

- refusing to let House Elfs make the meal

- matza thats enchanted not to taste like cardboard

YES that would be amazing

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