70 years of touching myself...
the signs as awesome female characters: broadway edition
- aries: veronica sawyer
- taurus: eponine
- gemini: nina rosario
- cancer: mimi marquez
- leo: elle woods
- virgo: katherine plumber
- libra: matilda
- scorpio: the witch
- sagittarius: natalie goodman
- capricorn: elphaba
- aquarius: liz/beth
- pisces: annie
no way in hell am i passing this up
happy Thursday the 20th
I’d have to wait months or even years for another chance to reblog this, so why the fuck not?
Virginity only matters if you’re lighting the black flame candle to summon witches.
Actually, When people talk about “blood of a virgin”, what’s actually meant is “virgin blood”, aka blood that’s never before been used in a ritual.
Therefore, virginity doesn’t matter for anything.
*noises of comprehension and frustration that I didn’t make that connection before*
I don’t know if anyone has ever done this before but, here ya go… The Different Types of Fanfiction!
I probably left a few out, but these are the most common, compared to their base fiction’s canon plot. Enjoy! XD
The crack fic is enough for a reblog.
about the blogger
► Name ➔ Alanna ► Will you answer all questions truthfully ➔ probably ► Are you happy ➔ idk ► Are you angry? ➔ not right now ► Are you Italian ➔ no ► Are you German ➔ no ► Are you Asian ➔ no ► Are you Irish ➔ no ► Are your parents still married ➔ no
TEN FACTS
► Birth Place ➔ New York ► Hair Color ➔ dirty blonde ► Eye Color ➔ hazel ► Birthday ➔ February 3rd, 1994 ► Mood ➔ mellow (from exhaustion) ► Gender ➔ female ► Lefty or Righty ➔ lefty ► Summer or winter ➔ summer ► Morning or afternoon ➔ afternoon TEN THINGS ABOUT YOUR LOVE LIFE
► Do you believe in love at first sight ➔ not love, but attraction, yes ► Who ended your last relationship ➔ i did. i had to. ► Have you ever broken someone’s heart ➔ no, i don't think so ► Are you afraid of commitments ➔ well yeah ► Have you hugged someone within the last week? ➔ yes ► Have you ever had a secret admirer ➔ maybe it's still a secret bc idk ► Have you ever broken your own heart? ➔ i guess TEN CHOICES
► Love or lust ➔ lovewith a lot of lust► Lemonade or iced tea ➔ lemonade ► Cats or Dogs ➔ cats ► A few best friends or many regular friends ➔ a few best friends ► Television or internet ➔ internet ► Pepsi or Coke ➔ Coke ► Wild night out or romantic night in ➔ night in! ► Day or night ➔ depends ► IM or Phone ➔ idk, texting i guess
TEN HAVE YOU EVER
► Been caught sneaking out ➔ no ► Fallen down/up the stairs ➔ yes ► Finished an entire jawbreaker ➔ no ► Wanted something/someone so badly it hurt? ➔ yes ► Prank called a store ➔ no ► Skipped school ➔ yeah, like once ► Wanted to disappear ➔ a little, yeah TEN PREFERENCES
► Smile or eyes ➔ the way the eyes look when they smile ► Light or dark hair ➔ dark, usually ► Shorter or Taller ➔ it doesn't really matter to me ► Intelligence or Attraction ➔ intelligence is attractive i guess ► Hook-up or Relationship ➔ relationship preferably, but i wouldn't mind a(nother) good hookup ► Funny and poor OR rich and serious ➔ funny and poor
ABOUT ME
► Last phone call ➔ i think my dad ► Last phone call you received ➔ dad ► Last person you hung out with ➔ roommate and friends in our room ► Last thing you ate ➔ a big cookie ► Last thing you drank ➔ sierra mist ► Last site you went to ➔ facebook ► Last place you were ➔ work (at my school's Performing Arts Center) FAMILY
► Do you and your family get along ➔ usually ► Would you say you have a “messed up life” ➔ eh not really ► Have you ever run away from home ➔ no ► Have you ever gotten kicked out ➔ no
those laws in America are too stupid omg
those 10 habits are pretty nice
Ron’s just like ‘srsly tho, we’ve been dealing with this shit since 1st year. Dude’ll be fine, you watch. He’s gonna be walkin in those doors in like three seconds carrying a flock of unicorns he saved from an acromantula’
not evry1 starts school on sep. 1 check ur privilege
okay?
Most To Least Emotionally Stable
Taurus
Capricorn
Virgo
Aquarius
Sagittarius
Gemini
Libra
Aries
Leo
Pisces
Scorpio
Cancer
"He spotted Ginny two tables away; she was sitting with her head on her mother’s shoulder: there would be time to talk later, hours and days and maybe years in which to talk."
— Deathly Hallows, pg 745