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Elon Made Me Come Back

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Alanna, back at it again with new hyperfixations. This year’s special: OFMD pirate brain rot 🏴‍☠️
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Virginity only matters if you’re lighting the black flame candle to summon witches.

Actually, When people talk about “blood of a virgin”, what’s actually meant is “virgin blood”, aka blood that’s never before been used in a ritual.

Therefore, virginity doesn’t matter for anything.

*noises of comprehension and frustration that I didn’t make that connection before*

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about the blogger

► Name ➔ Alanna  Will you answer all questions truthfully ➔ probably ► Are you happy ➔ idk ► Are you angry? ➔ not right now ► Are you Italian ➔ no ► Are you German ➔ no ► Are you Asian ➔ no ► Are you Irish ➔ no ► Are your parents still married ➔ no
TEN FACTS
► Birth Place ➔ New York ► Hair Color ➔ dirty blonde ► Eye Color ➔ hazel ► Birthday ➔ February 3rd, 1994 ► Mood ➔ mellow (from exhaustion) ► Gender ➔ female ► Lefty or Righty ➔ lefty ► Summer or winter ➔ summer ► Morning or afternoon ➔ afternoon TEN THINGS ABOUT YOUR LOVE LIFE 
► Do you believe in love at first sight ➔ not love, but attraction, yes ► Who ended your last relationship ➔ i did. i had to. ► Have you ever broken someone’s heart ➔ no, i don't think so ► Are you afraid of commitments ➔ well yeah ► Have you hugged someone within the last week? ➔ yes ► Have you ever had a secret admirer ➔ maybe it's still a secret bc idk ► Have you ever broken your own heart? ➔ i guess TEN CHOICES
► Love or lust ➔ love with a lot of lust ► Lemonade or iced tea ➔ lemonade ► Cats or Dogs ➔ cats ► A few best friends or many regular friends ➔ a few best friends ► Television or internet ➔ internet ► Pepsi or Coke ➔ Coke ► Wild night out or romantic night in ➔ night in! ► Day or night ➔ depends ► IM or Phone ➔ idk, texting i guess
TEN HAVE YOU EVER
 Been caught sneaking out ➔ no ► Fallen down/up the stairs ➔ yes ► Finished an entire jawbreaker ➔ no ► Wanted something/someone so badly it hurt? ➔ yes ► Prank called a store ➔ no ► Skipped school ➔  yeah, like once ► Wanted to disappear ➔ a little, yeah TEN PREFERENCES 
► Smile or eyes ➔ the way the eyes look when they smile  Light or dark hair ➔ dark, usually  Shorter or Taller ➔ it doesn't really matter to me ► Intelligence or Attraction ➔ intelligence is attractive i guess ► Hook-up or Relationship ➔ relationship preferably, but i wouldn't mind a(nother) good hookup ► Funny and poor OR rich and serious ➔ funny and poor
ABOUT ME
Last phone call ➔ i think my dad ► Last phone call you received ➔ dad Last person you hung out with ➔ roommate and friends in our room ► Last thing you ate ➔ a big cookie ► Last thing you drank ➔ sierra mist ► Last site you went to ➔ facebook ► Last place you were ➔ work (at my school's Performing Arts Center) FAMILY
Do you and your family get along  ➔ usually ► Would you say you have a “messed up life” ➔ eh not really ► Have you ever run away from home ➔ no ► Have you ever gotten kicked out ➔ no
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Ron’s just like ‘srsly tho, we’ve been dealing with this shit since 1st year. Dude’ll be fine, you watch. He’s  gonna be walkin in those doors in like three seconds carrying a flock of unicorns he saved from an acromantula’

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