The witch told me years ago. She promised me three children and she promised me they’d die. And gold their shrouds.
fun facts!
- leonardo da vinci was a year younger than christopher columbus.
- stalin, freud, Ttto, trotsky and hitler walk into a bar……no really, it’s possible since they all lived in vienna in 1913.
- aristotle tutored alexander the great.
- abraham lincoln was twelve when napoleon bonaparte died.
- an unusually well-traveled person in 5th century BC could have conceivably met confucius, lao tze, the buddha and socrates over the course of a seventy year life.
- pharaohs and mammoths existed at the same time.
- pocahontas and william shakespeare died, in the same country, less than a year apart from each other.
- oxford university is older than the aztec empire.
In which Hayley Atwell lowkey refuses to diminish the power of women by putting them against each other and promotes sisterhood and female empowerment instead, in like three sentences.
Every time I hate my body I remember that there are millions of old rich white men who benefit from my self hatred and if there’s one thing I hate, it’s old rich white men so I snap out of that shit instantly cos I ain’t EVER giving them the satisfaction.
Oh my fucKING GOD
Wait stop this is a game changer.
OH SHIT, SON.
Lamke’s Fashion Week in India.
Lets take a minute to appreciate this photoset.
I kept scrolling and the men just kept getting hotter and hotter.
Like, I’m not saying I’d wear something like this if I had a rockin’ ass bod, but I’d wear something like this if I had a rockin’ ass bod.
Past Ichabod
the female body is hardcore as fuck.
Yes it is.
so is the male body
it’s sad to see so many people like this on this website
OP is praising the fact that women hold a fucking infant in their belly the size of a ribcage, get the fuck over yourself for 3.5 seconds.
*~*~follow for more fragile male ego~*~*
The male body is more susceptible to hereditary diseases because of their lack of a second X chromosome. Their testosterone production ages them faster and causes them to die sooner. Their center of gravity is higher because of their tiny little hips and overgrown shoulders, making them easier to topple. Their gonads are placed outside of the body, in a very vulnerable position, because they do not function properly if they get a little bit warmer than usual. They have non-functional nipples, but still enough breast tissue to get cancer. The male body is not hardcore. The male body is to the female body what a shoddy, unstable mod is to a well-estabilished piece of software. Sit the fuck down. And try to not crush your fragile pathetic outside gonads when you do it.
Menacing John Watson.
'but men have feelings too!'
yes. we know. we’ve been catering to them since the dawn of humanity.
Ever notice how the people calling millennials lazy are the ones offering unpaid internships?
OOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooo
3x01 // 3x04 // 3x06
You all despise me. Kingslayer. Oathbreaker. A man without honor. […] “Burn them all,” he said. “Burn them in their homes. Burn them in their beds.” Tell me, if your precious Renly commanded you to kill your own father and stand by while thousands of men, women, and children burned alive, would you have done it? Would you have kept your oath then? […] When the king turned to flee, I drove my sword into his back. “Burn them all,” he kept saying. “Burn them all.” I don’t think he expected to die. He– he meant to burn with the rest of us and rise again, reborn as a dragon to turn his enemies to ash. I slit his throat to make sure that didn’t happen. That’s where Ned Stark found me…
(via solacity)
Lux ATL (via stripperina)
No I fucking LOVE this.
(via beachbunnyescort)
OH WOW NEW ONES.
he has cum down him on the last pic O.O
holy fuck