Elon Made Me Come Back

why did i make this

always reblog “good guy satan” meme

chill ass bitch

Clothes.

Bad Luck Sean Bean

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[head of a corgi on alternating pink and blue background, text above reads “the problem is not that i see sexism everywhere”, bottom text reads “the problem is that you don’t”]

THIS THIS THIS THIS

ALL DAY EVERY DAY

ALSO you can substitute “sexism” with “ableism,” “cissexism,” “sizeism,” etc and it STILL WORKS. IT’S LIKE MAGIC.

I have had these problems.

The kids of the 2018 class will never know these issues

IM SO ANGRY

ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS

I don’t think you understand how accurate this is.

this is so relevant it hurts.

this is supposed to be a meme about college seniors but i started college like this

Hell, I started kindergarten like this. 

Actual Advice Mallard.

Bad news for the guy with the forearm fetish.

Source

What gay men give to the world.  A-yup.

On the second one.

There’s this one gay club I go to that actually has a problem of straight guys going there to dance with girls.  I guess these guys don’t understand that girls can also be gay, because they assume that any girls at the club are there with their gay guy friends.

So one night I was out on the dance floor, and I see this guy.  He’s like over six-foot, at least, all beefed-up, muscle shirt, looks kind of like a douchebag.  And he’s just circling the dance floor, in one continuous loop, looking at the crowd like a predator, and it’s creeping me the fuck out.

It’s creeping me out enough that I don’t immediately realize what’s going on nearby.  Some girl has attracted one of the Assholes, who has proceeded to begin grinding on her.  She’s pushing him away, telling him to get lost.  He’s pulling that whole, “come on, don’t be a bitch” spiel, and generally just not getting the message.

BAM.  Suddenly, the prowling guy swoops in, like some sort of Gay Avenger.  He shoves himself between the girl and the Asshole, grabs the Asshole by the hips, and starts dirty dancing him like a God-damned fuck machine.  Asshole completely flips his shit, like how DARE another man try to dance with him at a GAY BAR???, starts spitting curses, and tears ass off the dance floor and out onto the sidewalk.

The Gay Avenger turns back to the girl, inclines his head in an, “are you okay?” sort of gesture.  She nods, and he returns to his previous position of circling the dance floor, looking for his next target.

Told this story to some guys upstairs.  Apparently Gay Avenger is a regular there.

someone write a comic book about Gay Avenger.

Reblogging for Gay Avenger

:3

way to make a girl feel guilty

the most accurate post on tumblr

UUUUGGGGHHHHH

This

I think I’m doing this right…

dammit England, stop making us look bad D:

*goes back in time and convinces my mom to raise me in England*

this really makes me angry. My gf cries herself to sleep sometimes because college is too fucking expensive here in the states.

can I just move to England for college?

OMG

I need this kind of motivation in my life.

I… thanks, courage wolf. I needed that.