Elon Made Me Come Back

#so let me get this straight #it’s 2259 and the only two women in this story both have to argue to be allowed to do their job #wow jj yeah that’s a really awesome vision of the future (via)

i noticed this too. the worst part is that in both scenes, they’re having to argue with their captain to do their job. A+ characterization of kirk right there ugh

HOW TO KILL YOUR AUDIENCE IN 5 MINUTES BY JJ ABRAMS

#hey baby is that your smile or just excessive lens flare that’s making me blind (sweetfleet)

Looks like someone isn’t happy they’re playing with someone else’s hair.

anton’s face he’s like fuck you chris you’re supposed to play with my hair

"Seriously, how can anyone even see on this ship?" - Honest Trailers [x]

seriously though, lens flares in every scene is just unnecessary and distracting and annoying.

they're a cool effect if you don't overuse them, but JJ Abrams, come on

Kirk: I can’t see shit.

i love his "dammit, man!"

DID CHRIS PINE JUST GRAB ANTON’S ASS???

omg, he totally did.

It’s Pine’s fucking smirk right as he does it that’s killing me.

BUT SIMON PEGG KARL URBAN WHAT ARE YOU DOING

Simon is enjoying himself 

but Zachary looks like he just wants to get this over with

Zachary is done with their shit

The next brand-new original idea from director JJ Abrams…

“I came out of the ocean because J. J. Abrams needs to stop”

it can be called "Star Whale"