swiggity swonk pULL THE LEVER KRONK
swiggity swever that’s the
WRONG LEVER
@i-say-no-to-status-quoo / i-say-no-to-status-quoo.tumblr.com
swiggity swonk pULL THE LEVER KRONK
swiggity swever that’s the
WRONG LEVER
I can see the goddamn cell walls in the onion holy fucking shit
wait a sec is that
a hair in the cheese
oh my god is that
a doge in the hair
WAIT
What is this.
In the doge’s eye
Could it be?
I THINK IT IS
Oh my days there iS A BURGER IN THE EYE OF THE DOG IN THE HAIR IN THE CHEESE IN. THE. BURGER.
THAT’S A WHOLE LOTTA HOOPLAH
let’s play the “how much time can i waste before i start crying about how stressed i am because im procrastinating my life away” game
You know what I haven’t reblogged in a while? OTTERS.
This just made my day.
My girlfriend hates otters and that is how I know she is a descendant of satan
#Molly looks like she wants to kick some ass #while Harry’s all ‘omfg my otp is happening right now’
Harry is Tumblr.
I think Harry is actually trying really really hard to refrain from cockblocking
#Its just toothpaste Harry #Just toothpaste #It’ll be okay #just don’t cockblock with Mrs. Weasley right there Harry you can do this
must cockblock.
meanwhile Ginny's just like 'mmhm yep, real subtle Ron.'
what if everything you see right now is just a hallucination caused by inhaling oxygen
Is that why when you stop breathing you black out.
GUYS STOP MAKING ME QUESTION MY EXISTENCE
How History Books Will Remember The Government Shut Down: A Masterpost
oh my god are you serious I’m crying so hard
Wow. That’s okay, I didn’t need my heart anyway
NOOOOOO