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Elon Made Me Come Back

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Alanna, back at it again with new hyperfixations. This year’s special: OFMD pirate brain rot 🏴‍☠️
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I wonder what kind of sex toys they would have in the wizarding world. Like I bet there’s some sex shop on knockturn alley or somewhere in hogsmeade that sells all sorts of enchanted sex toys to wizards over the age of 17.

Cause let’s be real here, if the wizarding world has magical candies and practical joke products, there’s definitely magical sex toys too. Oh my god, and what would the magical porn industry be like??

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Lets have a dystopian future movie where none of the actors are white

Not a single one

No reason

No explanation

There’s just no white people and not a single character questions it

Watch how quickly people notice and get pissed off

but wouldn’t it be better to put one white extra in the far background of a huge crowd shot for a few frames, so we could point to them every time someone gets pissed off?

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Please this is important this is so important because this is fear

Why is he afraid I’ll tell you why

because either

A) this is when he realizes “I’m going to have to hurt this perfect angel and I’m having second thoughts”

or

B) “She actually swept me off my feet and I wasn’t expecting that c’mon Hans get your head in the game you can do this”

I mean please give me just one other option because I can’t think of a single one

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