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Alanna, back at it again with new hyperfixations. This year’s special: OFMD pirate brain rot 🏴‍☠️

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Non-Jew: So Chanukah is basically Jewish Christmas, right?

Me: I don't know. Is Christmas about the time someone was trying to kill you (AGAIN!) and you narrowly escaped certain death and then went to light your menorah and it burned for WAY longer than expected because the oil was magic and now every year you eat a bunch of hash browns and doughnuts?

Non-Jew: uuuuuuuuuuuh no. Christmas is about peace and kindness and goodwill to men and the miraculous virgin birth of our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ

Me: So no, not really

#idiots #smh #goyim gonna goy #hannukah

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I literally shot orange juice out of my nose because I was laughing so hard at this and now my sinuses are on fire.

#lmao #hannukah #dreidel #i'm dying #queue

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pour one out for that single jewish kid at hogwarts having the loneliest hanukkah ever rn

#hannukah #hogwarts #awww #i think about this a lot

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anightlybarmitzvahinthemix

7 Of The Best Holiday Episodes That Aren’t About Christmas

It’s holiday time, which means that we’re going to be inundated with a holiday episode of every single TV show ever. If it’s not a Charlie Brown Christmas playing in the evening then it’s a Gilmore Girls Christmas episode rerun in the afternoon and a Pretty Little Liars Christmas episode at night.

But, uh, surprise surprise, not everyone celebrates Christmas!

There are a few non-Christmas holiday episodes here and there but here are seven that are actually fun to watch. Check ‘em out with a big cup of hot chocolate.

Source: gurl.com

#yesss #thank you #happy holidays #jews #hannukah #rugrats #queue

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I made a Mean Girls-related dreidel pun. Happy Chanukah!

I couldn’t help myself

#it's time to bring this back #hannukah #dreidel #puns #my posts #original post #jews #mean girls #snapchat #alanna

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Hanukkah starts tomorrow.

Do yourself a favor and watch the Rugrats Hanukkah special. woooo.

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"A Maccababy's gotta do what a Maccababy's gotta do!"

#hannukah #rugrats #it's like watching my childhood fly by #jews #jewish #my comment

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happy hanukkah to all my jewish followers and friends!

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God bless Etsy for bringing the menorahsaurus into the world.

librarianpirate

Source: etsy.com

#i love this #judaica #jews #hannukah #queue #queued for when relevant

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Happy almost-Hanukkah to all my jewish followers! Hanukkah 2014 starts December 16th this year and ends on the 24th

#jewish #hannukah #jews

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I made a Mean Girls-related dreidel pun. Happy Chanukah!

AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA yessssssss.

#omg #people like me #am i tumblr famous yet #no but seriously #this is so clever #i'm awesome sometimes #alanna #chanukah #hannukah #original post #'nun' for gretchen weiners?#get it?#puns #i'm just really proud of this post #this is my legacy #thank you tumblr

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A DFA (deterministic finite automaton) for the possible spellings of Hanukkah.

Happy Hanukkah (or any other spelling that reaches an acceptance state) to all my Jewish followers!

This is why I always call it (C)Han(n)uk(k)a(h).

#channukah #hannukah #hanukkah #thank you friend #chart #jew stuff #i'm jewish #yay

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The worst game invented ever.

i love playing dreidel, actually

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^^^ same ^^^

#about me #dreidel #how to play #chart #memes #jews #channukah #judaism #i'm jewish #just btw #if you didn't know #hannukah #happy holidays #yay relevant

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A freilichen Chanikeh!

#happy hanukkah #hannukah #channukah #lumier #fan art #be our guest #yay relevant

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donttreadonvirginia

A DFA (deterministic finite automaton) for the possible spellings of Hanukkah.

Happy Hanukkah (or any other spelling that reaches an acceptance state) to all my Jewish followers!

#hannukah #chanukah #literally any spelling #happy holidays #chart #confusing but cool #haha

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THERE ARE ONLY 30 FUCKING DAYS UNTIL CHRISTMAS IM SO PUMPED

im jewish

hasa--diga--eebowai

Happy Hanukkah

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there are only zero days until Hanukkah!

#better get pumped #hannukah #happy holidays #my comment #i'm jewish #yep

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#jews #hannukah #hakuna matata

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chag sameach (one day early)

#hannukah #rugrats

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