The Late Show, October 28, 2015
When boys complain about bra straps being distracting, and start comparing it to pulling out their cock, do they fucking realise that a bra is underwear, not genitalia? And the equivalent would be them walking around with their pants so low that their boxers are showing, which they would never do… OH WAIT
"what are you going to do with a degree in english?" dO YOU BITE YOUR THUMB AT ME SIR
Camelot’s Superlatives
still havent seen any greenday jokes….its september….wtf is going on
i guess everyone’s on holiday
White people crying after Mitt Romney lost the election
Ah my favorite post on this site makes rounds once again
hahahah i never saw this. bless whoever brought it back.
One of my favorite twitter exchanges
I bought my friend an elephant for their room.
They said “Thank you.”
I said “Don’t mention it.”
Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?
I’m just gonna let the world figure this out
What does this mean???? Help????