not sure about Gandalf’s wizard skills but as a matchmaker he’s very impressive 

war is coming.

I FEEL LIKE IN THIS SCENE THRANDUIL IS MOCKING GANDALF BECAUSE THRANDUIL HAS BEEN PARANOID FOR YEARS SAYING THAT SAURON WAS RETURNING AND THAT SOMETHING WAS GOING ON AND NO ONE LISTENED SO HES LIKE FUCK YOU NOW IM THE ONE NOT LISTENING WHO IS CRAZY NOW??

yes literally this. And now Gandalf is like: “THIS IS YOUR PROBLEM TOO THRANDUIL WE ALL HAVE TO DO SOMETHING”. And he’s just like: “I fucking was doing things in my kingdom to protect my people and everything wasn’t fine, but we were surviving because that’s what we’ve fucking done since the first fucking age when no one else could be bothered with us. And then these dwarves show up and start fucking everything up and disturb the orcs further and wake the fucking dragon to reclaim that mountain…I just want my shit they took from me/never let me have, and I want to go home. And Bard. Bard is cool because just wants the same thing. The stupid dwarves owe him shit too and once he gets it he wants to rebuild his town for his people. I can respect that. YOU Gandalf, are the one that comes up in here, notorious trouble maker that you are, and tell me the same shit I’ve fucking known about for like 200 years now. We are all in mortal danger from orcs? Oh really? This is supposed news to me how exactly? No wine for you Gandalf. no. wine. for. you.”

Thranduil takes no shit and dares to sass one of the most powerful respected beings on Middle Earth. Fucking love him. Thranduil: mortal danger? Haha I’m immortal, bitch. Thrandy out.

this is the best thing i’ve ever made 

a very beautiful gif

why does this look like a love story

#TELL ME WHERE IS GANDALF#FOR I MUCH DESIRE TO SPEAK WITH HIM via durinssons

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOU DONT UNDERSTAND HOW MUCH I JUST LAUGHED

Gandalf

Gandalf goes up to the counter just as the cappuccino machine is breaking, the barista is having a nervous meltdown, and the customers are ransacking the pastry case. “Couldn’t you have come sooner?” cries the barista. “Actually, no,” says Gandalf.

a headcanon that the elves don’t like to offer wine to Gandalf because, despite all his powers, he gets drunk quickly and starts doing embarrassing things. like braiding their hairs. or dancing on the table. or both.

the way kili and pippin both look really happy and gandalf is like oh no not again

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You’re nervous.

Nervous? ..Nonsense.

#Elrond’s sick of Gandalf being smooth as fuck

 #he’s so pleased about ruining bilbo’s life

we all know thats a load of shit gandalf

YOU THREW A FUCKING DWARF RAVE AT HIS HOUSE WITHOUT HIS PERMISSION.

THREW A FUCKING DWARF RAVE