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Elon Made Me Come Back

@i-say-no-to-status-quoo / i-say-no-to-status-quoo.tumblr.com

Alanna, back at it again with new hyperfixations. This year’s special: OFMD pirate brain rot 🏴‍☠️
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the-thorster

The Game Is On

based on this post, tagged ‘Baker Street Boys’ which made me laugh too much not to do this

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shaddicted

With bonus track “I shot the sheriff”

And the heart-wrenching solo, “That’s Me, By the Way (Hello)”

omfg it got better

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capaow

With the hit tango “#notdead” And bonus tracks: •You Chose Her •Sherlock is Actually a Girls Name •The Game is Never Over

(I am very proud to have inspired this.)

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every merlin episode ever

evil sorcerer: performs evil magic
evil sorcerer: KASSGFG ERASTYV VUHGITHY UTHER PENDRAGON
evil sorcerer: maniacal laugh
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arthur: omg merlin ur the worst servant ever
merlin: ur fat
arthur: go clean the horse shit off my boots asshole
gaius: long day?
merlin: how come no1 appreciates me
gaius: wow sorry ur life's so fucking hard
merlin: wut
gaius: eat ur porridge
merlin:
random knight: uther requests ur presence immediately
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uther: omg gaius this thing just gave eleventy eight knights a disease
uther: they r dying
uther: wats going on
gaius: well there's this legend of magic things doing this
uther:
gaius:
uther: lol the thats the dumbest shit i ever heard ur really stupid
gaius: no for realz
uther: omg
uther: not my division u go arthur
arthur: but pops
uther: did i fucking stutter
arthur: ok nvm
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merlin: arthur this is a fucking bad idea
arthur: i luv my daddy he said it was good so it is
merlin: no
arthur:
merlin:
arthur: whatevs im taking u with me
merlin: wut
arthur: ily
merlin: u2
arthur: wut
merlin: wut
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arthur: hmm this twig tells me something has been here
knight: my lord its a monster
arthur: oh shit
knights: throw swords
arthur: it must be magic cuz nothing works
merlin: asgdf tfhtrdf filyghgtktf *eyes glow gold*
monster: runs away
arthur: wut
knights: wut
merlin:
arthur: wow merlin ur a fuckin scaredy cat
arthur: its a good thing u have me
arthur: i saved ur life
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arthur: daddy ily but the thingy is still out there
uther: ur a fucking disappointment
arthur: i kno
uther: try again 2morro u coward
arthur: ok ily
uther: go away fatass
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gaius: so wut happened
merlin: my powers r not strong enuff
gaius: i believe in u
merlin: arthur called me a scaredy cat
gaius: no ur not
merlin: thank
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dragon: young warlock
merlin: hey gurl
dragon: how u been
merlin: ugh dont even get me started
dragon:
merlin:
dragon: well wtf do u want
merlin: how do i defeat this beast
dragon: idk
merlin: yes u do
dragon: u will understand when the time is ripe
merlin: what the fuck
dragon: 2 sides same coin
merlin: no he called me a scaredy cat
dragon: sometimes it lasts in luv but sometimes it hurts instead
merlin:
dragon:
merlin: fuck u
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arthur: if i dont make it today merlin
merlin: yes
arthur: ....
merlin: wut is it my lord
arthur: ur not a scaredy cat ok
merlin: *blushes* ok
knights: um
arthur: omg its here look the monster
merlin: oh shit
knights and arthur: *hits monster with swords*
merlin: omg i hope arthur's ok
arthur: almost dies
merlin: fuck
merlin: ASDFGHVEVK WGFH TGN *eyes glow gold*
monster: *dies*
arthur:
merlin:
knights:
arthur: i did it
arthur: its a good thing i was here
arthur: to save merlin
arthur: i saved his life
arthur: ur still a scaredy cat merlin
merlin: fuck u
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uther: wow my son is so brave and dashing
arthur: i'd like to thank my knights and the academy
uther: wut a great prince amiright
merlin: fuck this shit
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gaius: im proud of u
merlin: thank
gaius: u still have to clean my leech tank haha
merlin: hahahahaha
gaius: hahahahaaaha
credits
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