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Elon Made Me Come Back

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Alanna, back at it again with new hyperfixations. This year’s special: OFMD pirate brain rot 🏴‍☠️
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LISTEN i am all for foggy’s pov where he pines after matt for years and years and years 

but you know what beats even that 

matt pining after foggy since about two seconds after they meet 

matt falling completely and totally for foggy who doesn’t treat him like he’s made of glass, who doesn’t include him just to be nice, but because he truly enjoys matt’s company. matt feeling sick when he thinks about how he feels about foggy because foggy’s the first real connection he’s had since he was about ten, and matt wants to ruin that by running his fingers through foggy’s hair and pulling him impossibly close and learning what his mouth feels like and-

but he doesn’t. he’s selfish enough to want to keep foggy to himself, but he’s not that selfish. sure, jealousy flares up whenever foggy walks in ecstatic and talking about a date, while matt tries not to panic about inevitably being pushed to the sidelines when foggy finds someone he loves, but he will be honestly, genuinely happy when foggy finds the love of his life, all because foggy will be happy.

and the voice in his head that whispers that no one in foggy’s long string of dates is good enough for him is silenced quickly enough when matt reminds himself that they’re still ten times better than he himself would be.

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Anonymous asked:

I get where you're coming from with the oitnb post, and you're right!! Keep watching though, there is a real black jew, who's not doing it for the food! Not saying it makes the rest okay, but it's still pretty nice turn around!!!

Thank you for this, anon! And yeah, I’m not gonna stop watching, I was just getting pretty annoyed. Seriously, thanks for telling me it’ll get better, cause the way they’ve been talking about Jews on this show is taking it a little too far.

There’s a lot of races and cultures that are talked about on this show, and so far Jews haven’t been included in that. It’s awesome that those things are represented in the show, but so far, all the Jews have gotten is stereotypes and jokes. It’s good to know there’s gonna be some actual representation!

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