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Elon Made Me Come Back

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Alanna, back at it again with new hyperfixations. This year’s special: OFMD pirate brain rot 🏴‍☠️
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Do you know who I think is the ugliest girl in Westeros? Brienne of Tarth. You know what I’d give her on a scale of one to ten, with one as the ugliest and ten as the prettiest? I’d give her an [sinister pause] 8… 8.5… or a 9… but not… NOT over a 9.8. Because there is always room for improvement. Not everyone is perfect, like me. I’m holding out for a 10. Because I’m worth it.

Jaime Lannister, A Feast for Crows (via incorrectgotquotes)

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at my wedding, I want 9 people dressed up as the members of the fellowship of the ring to attend and halfway through the vows they stand up and start arguing until the one dressed up as Frodo shouts “I will do it, I will take the ring to the bride!”

then it just falls silent as he slowly brings me the Ring of Power

I don’t know you but I would totally do that for you

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omg can just I express how much I HATE these posts?

  1. Reblogging this post won’t change the fact that 17 teens commit suicide every day. 
  2. Not reblogging doesn’t mean you’re heartless, it just means you know this post is meaningless and don’t want to bother with it.
  3. Guilt trip posts are the worst posts on Tumblr.
  4. It degenerates into an endless circlejerk of “I CARE!!!” and becomes more of a trend than anything else (this post has over 600,000 notes)

Posts like these are everywhere (reblog if you hate cancer, reblog if you aren’t homophobic, blah blah blah). They’re so stupid and pointless. Of course anyone who isn’t a sociopath cares!

I’m not trying to guilt the people who do reblog these, but for the love of all things good and holy, don’t try to shame people into reblogging a silly little post that won’t actually change anything (“REBLOG IF U HAVE A HEART,” “IF YOU DON’T REBLOG THIS THAN UNFOLLOW ME RIGHT NOW,” “ONLY A MONSTER WOULDN’T REBLOG THIS”).

This needs more notes

Tumblr is getting as bad as Facebook with this problem.

FINALLY SOMEONE SAID SOMETHING ABOUT IT. THANK YOU

no but these really are the worst because it's like "please reblog even if it doesn't 'fit your blog type'" or "it won't make your blog ugly" or "it won't kill you to have this on your blog"

like that's so condescending, wtf makes you think i care about my blog being ugly or something? i'm not reblogging this because you're trying to guilt me into it, not because of some stupid idea of the way my blog would LOOK if your this post was on it.

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