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Alanna, back at it again with new hyperfixations. This year’s special: OFMD pirate brain rot 🏴‍☠️
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Speaking at the British Science Festival in Bradford, England, on Tuesday, neuroscientist and sleep advocate Paul Kelley argued schoolchildren and their adult counterparts should should have much later starts. He suggested a start time as late as 10 a.m. for schools. Such a change could lead to marked improvement in test scores.

Example: In 9th grade I had Art class first thing in the morning. In 10th grade I had Art class in the afternoon. My art teacher said I was “a completely different person” from what I was the year before. I talked and laughed and had energy, whereas in 9th grade I was surly and sluggish and mumbled a lot and looked like I did not want to be there. Art was my favorite class too. Let teenagers sleep, goddammit!

When I was 16 I was expected to do IB PreCalculus at 7:15 in the morning. My father was very disappointed that I got my first B in a math class (it was a 91, which is an A in most states.) The following year, I got an A (a 96 no less) in AP Calculus because it was at 1:15 pm. The time of day makes a huge difference. I literally had a crisis of identity over that B, because straight As we’re what I had been made to believe defined me and my success.

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Benedict the troll

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So…um…Im dead
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