Elon Made Me Come Back

Oh… no no no

Alternate Names for Animals (photos via Imgur) Related: Name Improvements for Everyday Stuff

black mambas probably have my least favorite faces because an animal that venomous should not be making a face like it’s thinking of a joke that it’s the only one in on

holy shit you’re right

THAT IS THE HAPPIEST SNAKE I HAVE EVER SEEN

shut the fuck up bird

Animals of a Parallel Universe

Lost it at seal

There is literally no seal here. 

More work from photographer Simen Johan’s project Until the Kingdom Comes. Find out more about him and the project from the Yossi Milo Gallery, which hosted the exhibit.

feeling sad? you need this blog on your dash!

Animals in Complete Astonishment [imgur] Previously: Animal Family Photos

I feel like reblogging this is my way of making the world a better place today.

When exasperated, dogs often lie flat on their backs as if to say “I can’t even.” They completely lose all upright form and close their eyes, signaling defeat. 

ezo momonga

'Hello land dog, I am water dog.'

Alpacas are so much fucking cuter then llamas.

sdfgsdg

YOU FORGOT THE FOLLOWING POINTS:

This has been the most informative post I’ve seen on Tumblr.

Sims are worshiping the wrong animal.

OH MY FUCK GOD SHIT GREATEST MOMENT OF MY SHORT LIFE

when a cat likes you, its like being elected president.

when a bird likes you, its like being chosen King Arthur, ruler of albion, the once and future king, gifted with Excalibur, born of blood and magic

My twins. I don’t think they know they’re adopted.

Jobe the pug

This is like installing Windows on a Mac.

I am physically required to reblog this or my heart will stop beating.

oh my god

I want this kitten