Elon Made Me Come Back

oh my damn god

war is coming.

I FEEL LIKE IN THIS SCENE THRANDUIL IS MOCKING GANDALF BECAUSE THRANDUIL HAS BEEN PARANOID FOR YEARS SAYING THAT SAURON WAS RETURNING AND THAT SOMETHING WAS GOING ON AND NO ONE LISTENED SO HES LIKE FUCK YOU NOW IM THE ONE NOT LISTENING WHO IS CRAZY NOW??

yes literally this. And now Gandalf is like: “THIS IS YOUR PROBLEM TOO THRANDUIL WE ALL HAVE TO DO SOMETHING”. And he’s just like: “I fucking was doing things in my kingdom to protect my people and everything wasn’t fine, but we were surviving because that’s what we’ve fucking done since the first fucking age when no one else could be bothered with us. And then these dwarves show up and start fucking everything up and disturb the orcs further and wake the fucking dragon to reclaim that mountain…I just want my shit they took from me/never let me have, and I want to go home. And Bard. Bard is cool because just wants the same thing. The stupid dwarves owe him shit too and once he gets it he wants to rebuild his town for his people. I can respect that. YOU Gandalf, are the one that comes up in here, notorious trouble maker that you are, and tell me the same shit I’ve fucking known about for like 200 years now. We are all in mortal danger from orcs? Oh really? This is supposed news to me how exactly? No wine for you Gandalf. no. wine. for. you.”

Thranduil takes no shit and dares to sass one of the most powerful respected beings on Middle Earth. Fucking love him. Thranduil: mortal danger? Haha I’m immortal, bitch. Thrandy out.

when thorin throws azog’s chunk of rock flail back at him and is just like

byE BYE BITCH

the boy who gave no fucks

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bard the sassman

I don’t think we can base our strategy on hope.

Who made this?! Bless you. Lol.

okay, it’s a little early in the morning for a constitutional debate. have a donut hole.

Bonus:

Bonus:

And now I can drive.

#Brienne of Sass