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Elon Made Me Come Back

@i-say-no-to-status-quoo / i-say-no-to-status-quoo.tumblr.com

Alanna, back at it again with new hyperfixations. This year’s special: OFMD pirate brain rot 🏴‍☠️
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This is officially the best thing I have ever seen on Tumblr.

hOW DID

WHERE DID THEY FIND THE PERFECT LOCATION 

there is even a fucking sailors ship in the back!

CAN WE JUST TAKE A MOMENT TO TALK ABOUT ERIC

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armellin

Where does this come from?????

THEY EVEN GOT A PERFECT DOG TO PLAY MAX

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Anonymous asked:

Could you maybe possibly tag your girl problems ? With a trigger or something ? As a guy I don't want to see that on my dashboard

PERIODS BLOOD UTERUS VAGINAS ASSES BOOBS ONE BOOB BIGGER THAN THE OTHER NIPPLES HURTING WAXING LEGS WAXING VAGINAS BRAZILIAN FUCKING WAXES GETTING YOUR ASSHOLE WAXED WAXING ARMPITS WAXING TOP LIPS WAXING EYEBROWS DRAWING IN YOUR EYEBROWS TATTOOING YOUR EYEBROWS ON PLUCKING YOUR EYEBROWS HAIR DYE HAIR CUTS SPLIT ENDS HAIRDRYERS EXPLODING HAIR STRAIGHTENERS HAIR CURLERS HAIR WAVERS SHOES HEELS WEDGES FLATS CONVERSE DOC MARTENS BOYS BOYS TELLING YOU YOURE TOO FAT BOYS TELLING YOU YOURE DUMB BOYS TELLING YOU YOURE WORTHLESS AND UGLY AND VILE AND DISGUSTING WITHOUT MAKEUP FUCKING EYELINER AND MASCARA AND FOUNDATION AND CONCEALER AND POWDER AND PERFUME AND LIPSTICK AND LIPGLOSS AND LIP BALM AND BEING TOO TALL BEING TOO SMALL BEING TOO SKINNY BEING TOO FAT NOT LOOKING LIKE THE GIRL IN THE MAGAZINE NOT LOOKING LIKE THAT ACTRESS NOT LOOKING LIKE THAT MODEL PURGING ANOREXIA BULIMIA ALL BECAUSE DOUCHE BAGS LIKE YOU CAN’T DEAL WITH FUCKING GIRL PROBLEMS

TRIGGER WARNING??? GROW SOME BALLS YOUR MOTHER DEALS WITH THIS YOUR SISTER DEALS WITH THIS YOUR AUNTIE YOUR COUSIN YOUR FRIEND YOUR NEIGHBOUR THE FUCKING QUEEN DEALS WITH ALL THIS SHIT BECAUSE BOYS ARE SO SO SO DUMB AND SUCH ASSHOLES WHEN IT COMES TO THIS

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legendary

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STOP SCROLLING!

EVERYONE NEEDS to watch this video! 

It’s genius, it’s brilliant, it’s cute, it’s just perfect and everyone who calls themselves a Sherlock fan HAS TO WATCH THIS FUCKING AWESOME SHIT. Enough said. 

credits: EmpiricallyNotGood

oh my god this is so good, hahahahaha

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phoenixtorn

The fake credits.

IM CRYING WHY IS THIS NOT REAL

PERFECT BEYOND PERFECTION

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"My Range Never Bothered Me Anyway" an Alto sings a hilarious parody cover for all who love “Let it Go” but can’t hit its high notes, i.e. 99% of us. A bit of its hysterical lyrics: Oh no, it’s come to the bridge, that can’t be good news It’s getting about as high as I can go, dear god, whose Idea was it to even let me attempt this? I’m straining so damn hard, I’m fucked from here on ouuuuuuuuuut! Fuck this shit, so done with it These are notes I just can’t hit Before my throat goes dry My voice will crack and then I’ll cry

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mamalazzer

Merlin, Arthur and the first Triwizard Tournament - AU

After he announces Merlin as his court sorcerer, Arthur declares a tournament be held every year to find the best warriors in both magic and brawn. Arthur, being competitive by nature, makes a wager with Merlin (in which the loser has to do anything the other asks) and is convinced he will be the victor. Unfortunately, he soon realises just how powerful his ex-manservant really is.

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Well!

I’m a…Just gonna leave this here.

And go into that blue police box over there and arrest myself

((Source: https://www.youtube.com/user/brizzyvoices?feature=watch Her facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/brizzyv Her Twitter: https://twitter.com/brizzyvoices Her tumblr: http://teatray-inthesky.tumblr.com/ Her google plus [Yeah like people use that!] https://plus.google.com/+brizzyvoices/posts))

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morganamigos
Arthur and Merlin were sent to an alternate universe by a druid. When they appear in the alternate reality where magic doesn’t exist, Arthur and Merlin find themselves on the set of “Merlin”- a show that appears to be about their lives and where everyone mistakes them for the actors Bradley James and Colin Morgan.

Morganamigos

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