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Elon Made Me Come Back

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Alanna, back at it again with new hyperfixations. This year’s special: OFMD pirate brain rot 🏴‍☠️
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Songs that never fail to make white people beyond turnt

  •  Don’t Stop Believing 
  • Bohemian Rhapsody 
  • Living On A Prayer 
  • Come On Eileen 
  • Sweet Caroline 
  • Shot Through the Heart 
  • Pour Some Sugar on Me 
  • Sweet Home Alabama 
  • Under Pressure 
  • Shook Me All Night Long 
  • Ice Ice Baby 
  • Cotton Eyed Joe
  • 500 Miles
  • Wonderwall 
  • Buddy Holly 
  • A Thousand Miles 
  • Teenage Dirtbag 
  • Red Solo Cup 
  • Mr Brightside 
  • Never Gonna Give You Up 
  • Eye of the Tiger 
  • Chicken Fried 
  • American Pie 
  • I Love Rock and Roll 
  • Dancing Queen 
  • Don’t You Want Me
  • We Will Rock You 
  • The Time Warp 
  • Hey Jude 
  • Piano Man
  • This Is How We Do It
  • Drops of Jupiter 
  • Hey Soul Sister
  • In The End 
  • All The Small Things 
  • Stacy’s Mom 
  • Kryptonite 
  • All Star 
  • You Found Me
  • Bad Day 
  • Bring Me To Life 
  • Dance, Dance
  • Sugar We’re Going Down 
  • I Write Sins Not Tragedies 
  • All The Small Things 
  • Ocean Avenue 
  • Dirty Little Secret 
  • Margaritaville 
  • Sk8er Boi
  • Brown Eyed Girl 
  • Life Is A Highway 
  • Some Nights 
  • Little Lion Man 
  • Breakeven
  • Hey There Delilah 
  • Viva La Vida
  • Use Somebody 
  • Carry On My Wayward Son 
  • Take On Me
  • 1985 
  • Iris 
  • I’m Awesome 
  • Seven Nation Army 
  • September 
  • Since U Been Gone
  • Skinny Love 
  • Everybody (Backstreet’s Back)
  • Bye Bye Bye 
  • Say It Ain’t So 
  • Somewhere Only We Know 
  • I’m Yours 
  • Last Resort 
  • My Girl 
  • Tiny Dancer 
  • Roxanne
  • Shout 
  • I’m a Believer 
  • Soul Man
  • Feel Good Inc 
  • Check Yes Juliet
  • Walking On Sunshine 
  • MMM Bop
  • Pumped up Kicks 
  • Hooked On A Feeling 
  • It’s A Beautiful Day
  • Summer Girls 
  • Before He Cheats 
  • Happy Together
  • You Make My Dreams Come True
  • Build Me Up Buttercup
  • Escape (The Pina Colada Song)
  • DONTTRUSTME
  • Shake It (Metro Station)
  • Juke Box Hero
  • Girls Just Want To Have Fun

Rebloging with the playlist.

as a white I can confirm the accuracy of this playlist

If you don’t lose your titties with excitement over this playlist you don’t have a soul!

homeskillet, i’m mexican american and i can confirm that this gets the white in me turnt af

im an afghan muslim woman and i can say iT GETS REAL LIT WITH DIS

lol I’m white. Why is this so true😂 @marvel-witch-of-storybrook why is this our playlist in the car? I mean 1. Don’t stop believing um helllooo that has your name written all over it 👌🏻

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there is nothing more relaxing then giving x files episodes friend episode titles

The one with the alieums The one with the alieums (part 2) The one when mulder jumps on a train The one where scullys attacked by a liver eating mutant The one where everyones emo about cancer The one when samanthas alive (maybe?) The one with the decontamination shower (AAAAYYYYOOOO) The one where mulder and scully get married in a hallway (basically) The one where mulder’s gone so we skip this one (1/?) The one where nOOOPE NOPE NOPeEE The one when no one makes out The one when theres like a tree monster or something The one with the ex The one with the fUCKIN bEE

The one where scully shoots Mulder The one where scully ALMOST shoots mulder The one where mulders not dead The one where mulder shoots himself? (??? Seriously what the fuck carter) The one Scully has alien DNA for like the third time The one where Scully autopsies a cat The one where they do it (assumedly) The one that’s bad blood all the way, motherfuckers The one where Jeremiah was a bullfrog and also there was a mothman The one where they play baseball (and also there was an alien) The one where we get a backstory nobody cares about The ones where everything hurts

The one with the puppet cat The one when THEY SEE-!!!! oh no wait it was fake The one when scully strips The one when the baby is burried alive (wtf who approved this???) The one when mulders waterbed explodes The one with the radioactive bugs The one where the dude gets a tattoo and starts killing everyone The one when they kISS also maybe theres zombies maybe The one when - wait YOU’RE PREGNANT?!? The one when mulders naked and covered in leaves The one when mulders half-naked and running down a hallway with a gun The one where no one knows wtf magnetite is The one when william is born (part ½)

The one where mulders new friends’ brain explodes The one where Mulder travels through time, kisses 1930s Scully, and tells 1998 Scully he loves her The one with the guy who turns into Luke Skywalker and Mulder (covering the nerd bases here) The one where they’re madly in love… and also Scully goes into remission The one with FIRE and Mulders British ex The one with Scully’s posessed ex The one when they’re in a MOVIE and probably DO IT in HOLLYWOOD The one with Mulders I-Phone (also there’s a were monster) The one with evil bugs (1/?)

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crossedbeams

The one where another member of Scully’s family dies. The one where Scully inexplicably has a child and then has it taken away The one where someone is stealing people’s blackness? the one with the amish aliens the one with all the snakes the one where a worm might be jesus the one with HOLY SHIT THATS A MASSIVE FLUKEWORM the one with the vigilante trees (yes really) the one with a girl called bambi the one where there’s any sort of animal shapeshifting and tbh just no.

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h0ldthiscat

ok but this is literally how i named the folders on my computer when i keep my episode screencaps

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the signs as parks and recreation quotes

aries: "she's the worst person i've ever met. i want to travel the world with her."
taurus: “sometimes when you make an omelet you’ve gotta break a few eggs. what’s the alternative? no omelets at all? who wants to live in that kind of world? maybe birds. then all their babies would live.”
gemini: "i just slept seven hours, which is twice as long as i usually sleep, so i'm a little disoriented"
cancer: "i am not crying, okay? i’m allergic to jerks!"
leo: "i am big enough to admit that i am often inspired by myself."
virgo: "if i keep my body moving and my mind occupied at all times, i will avoid falling into a bottomless pit of despair"
libra: “yes, i’m a hunter… and, it’s 'you' season.”
scorpio: "i think i may have found a project i’d actually enjoy doing. helping these cats and dogs. they should be rewarded for not being people. i hate people."
sagittarius: "when life gives you lemons, you sell some of your grandma's jewelry, and you go clubbin'"
capricorn: "i don't even have time to tell you how wrong you are..... actually it's gonna bug me if i don't."
aquarius: "i’m a feminist, okay? i would never ever go to a strip club. i’ve gone on record that if i had to have a stripper’s name it would be Equality."
pisces: "leslie, i typed your symptoms into the thing up here and it says you could have network connectivity problems."
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being mentally ill + suicidal at a young age (before 18) is. strange, because you grow up with this idea that one day you’ll finally snap, turn off, be brave enough to kill yourself, so you don’t really plan for the future. adulthood- further life, it isn’t for you, nor do you feel included within the future of it. it isn’t.. it isn’t part of your life plan.

and then before you know it you’re 18 and you’re an adult but you never thought you’d get this far and sure it’s great that you’re still alive you guess but also. you feel so alone + lost in a world you never expected or planned to be a part of.

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