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Alanna, back at it again with new hyperfixations. This year’s special: OFMD pirate brain rot 🏴‍☠️
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howiadoreu

i’d really like to live in that universe in which hbo greenlit ofmd s3 (and properly marketed the show) and after that succesful run decided to greenlight the mysterious secret’s of uncle bertie’s botanarium tv show, because there’s never enough vaguely historical, homoerotic comedy shows starring famous kiwis.

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I keep seeing posts on social media thanking the OFMD cast and crew for their work and not mentioning Taika, and it's driving me to distraction because Taika is absolutely fundamental to the existence of this show.

There's a huge chance the show wouldn't have been picked up at all if Taika hadn't attached his name to it. And he didn't just attach his name and walk away - he played a key role in developing the show. David has said that he was looking at the history with Taika and they both went 'omg Stede and Blackbeard were fucking' and decided to centre the show around that. Taika pushed for Rhys to play Stede. Taika saw Nathan's comedy on instagram and went 'yep that's Lucius'. Taika was desperate to play Ed, and fought to play him. Taika has spoken about how much he loves playing Ed, how it made him fall in love with acting again, to the point where he wears some of Ed's jewellery and has gotten some of Ed's tattoos actually inked on him. He poured everything he has as an actor into Ed (some of the stuff he had to perform, particularly at the beginning of S2, is difficult) and the show simply wouldn't work without it. Taika directed the pilot. He loved the show enough to juggle filming S1 with post-production on Thor: Love and Thunder. When the show's budget was slashed by 40%, and could no longer afford to film in LA, Taika would have been key to moving production to New Zealand - and if that hadn't happened, S2 wouldn't have happened. When a director went off sick with Covid during S2, Taika jumped in to direct half an episode and then didn't take a director's credit on it.

You do not have to like Taika. You do not have to agree with everything he does/says. But what we are not going to do is erase the absolutely key fundamental role that Taika has played in OFMD. This show simply would not exist, probably not in any form, but certainly not in the form we see and love, if not for Taika's continuing and multi-level contribution.

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tillychmo

Thank you, OP!

I’m getting increasingly bothered by the way in which people seem to be OK with actively hating him – esp. considering that the other hundreds of signers on that letter are *not* met with the same vitriol.

I wish that people had better knowledge of how these petition-letters come about in the business, because a lot of people seem to have massively misunderstood how these things work.

For instance – there’s a very real possibility that Taika never actually *read* that letter himself, but rather had the general meaning relayed to him by someone else (like an assistant) before putting his name on it – and for that matter Taika may not have been the one to ‘actively sign’ the letter either.

These things are passed around within the social circles of the business – meaning that if someone within your circle knows about it, then you’ll probably hear about it too. BUT if they’re existing outside of your circle, you may not even hear about them before they’re public.

(In that regard, if your circle only heard about the “Save the hostages”-letter and not the “Ceasefire”-letter that followed a few weeks later, then you wouldn’t have been able to sign that as well, because you literally didn’t know it existed, before it was already published without your name on it.)

The chance that Taika never saw that letter, but was just relayed the content by an assistant – and then told the assistant that it was ok to put his name on it – is huge. The man has a BONKERS schedule. He is producing, directing, writing, and acting in things all at the same time — and yet people seem to expect him to also be flawless? That’s some bananas-high expectations to have for anyone – but especially someone you don’t know. None of us knows what’s going on in each other’s lives.

Some people are acting as though he provided the Israeli army with weapons, ffs.

He signed a f*ckin’ letter.

Along with hundreds of others BTW. Hundreds of others who are in no way being met with the kind of vitriol that he is – do you see Helen Mirren, Jon Hamm, Jason Segel, Will Farrell, or Kristin Chenoweth (to name a FEW others from that list) being met with the same kind of vitriol?

The list of names on that letter is SO long that Taika’s name doesn’t even appear on the first page – and yet, the brown indigenous man (who at the time of the letter being published already had to deal with a ton of hatred on the back of ‘Love & Thunder’) is the one person people seem to hone in on.

And people need to take a seriously hard look inwardly and ask themselves why they seem to be so much more willing to sh*t on one of the only indigenous people on that list, more than any other name on there. Because it sure smells like racism (with a dash of antisemitism) …

And HEY. Let me be quite clear:

You’re absolutely allowed to not like Taika Waititi. You do not have to like everybody.

But there’s a massive difference between disliking someone and then the outright vitriol and hatred that Taika is being met with whenever he dares to breathe a single word online (including a post made for his wife’s birthday) – which is probably why he has decided (or his publicist has ordered him) to steer clear of SoMe the past few months.

Dislike Taika as much as you want – but stop being bullies. The level of hatred towards him has *massively* surpassed any ’crime’ here.

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hozier writing “the memory hurts, but does me no harm” has done more for my mental health than any meditation or therapy ive ever tried.

intrusive memory of the most embarrassed i’ve ever been? hurts but does no harm we keep moving

something triggering and suddenly i’m in a trauma memory spiral? hey kid, breathe. those things hurt but they can’t harm you anymore.

thanks hozier🖤

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vlindervin7

realised yesterday just how often hozier actually used to sing about being not quite alive, not feeling like a person, about loving someone in a way that defies death and made him more alive, about suffering death for love. it's like he was constantly being buried underground and unearthed by love, over and over, which, while romantic in a way, is also incredibly sad. but i think it's interesting how his latest album (literally called 'unreal unearth') takes this idea and makes it its central theme. that's what this album is, one man's descent into the underworld. except, crucially, he makes it to the other side, and ends the album saying the darkness will come again, but this time he is "never going back [to hell] again." it feels like such a full-circle moment considering the rest of his discography and i'm so very excited to see what comes after this

YES !! "first light" is such a defining moment for hozier's entire discography. lyrically, the song seems like it should fall into the category of his sadder songs, and yet his sharp tone is accompanied by this aggressive instrumental. it's almost resentful to the idea of what he thought love was, or, at least, resentful of just how much he suffered in this specific relationship; not only death or darkness, but all nine circles of Inferno. to have a discography based on heresy and Hell and death, only to end an album with the 'First Light' - one of the foundations of God and life - is SO interesting. his idea of being remade by love - killed to be reborn - is beautifully romantic, but seeing him draw the line to just how much "darkness" is acceptable within love is almost pivotal for the narrative his albums have set. that, although darkness is vulnerable and honest, it is also very easy to get lost in; that darkness needs to be balanced with light for love to grow.

he is a genius !! i live in awe of him !!

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🚨This is a Stede Bonnet season 2 appreciation post 🚨

There's not enough love for my guy Stede on my dash. Some of my favorite excellent Stede moments in season 2:

  • Apparently having so many dreams about Ed that his horny moaning is a major source of frustration amongst the crew
  • The way he kisses the bottle before tossing it into the sea still makes me fucking feral
  • Trying to do a little Ed voice while venting to the wanted poster and then immediately getting mad that Ricky saw him doing that ("can't a man have a little privacy?") even though he made no attempt to move out of a public area
  • "Sorry if that's a bit creepy-" "YOU ARE CREEPY"
  • Getting tf out of there when Ricky starts fooling around. Say what you want about Stede but he knows when to leave a situation
  • Just fucking bitching constantly while he's on Zheng Yi Sao's ship. He hates the wake up bell and he is overqualified for towels 😤
  • *about the wanted poster* They drew him to look like a ghoul :/
  • Trying to figure out Ed's location based on a map he's drawn himself and then getting confused about where Cuba is. On the map he's drawn himself
  • Circling "alive" on the wanted poster
  • The way he put his own pain and grief aside to prioritize keeping his crew safe, even when he thought some of these people who he cares about so much just killed the love of his life
  • The way he fondly, mournfully calls Ed a nut when he believes he is dead. The way he beats on Ed's chest to try and bring him back. The love and desperation of it all
  • "Don't you want your sammie?"
  • Continuing the trend of venting at length to anyone who asks him about how he's doing, only this time to Anne, who will weaponize this information
  • For what it's worth. I like your beard. the length
  • Describing Anne kissing him as "she jumped on my face!!!"
  • The way he runs in general. Limbs akimbo
  • His cunty little twirls in the red suit
  • The way you KNOW Ned Low is a dead man walking from the instant he plays with Ed's hair and insults him. Stede was never going to let him leave that ship alive
  • The way he immediately compliments the piece of twine Ed brought him on his breakfast tray when he realizes how much this means to Ed
  • Shouting "FOR LOVE" as a battle cry immediately after getting his boyfriend back
  • Zero hesitation when Ed asks him if he's having second thoughts about becoming inkeepers. Zero. He knows his priorities now and he knows his number one priority is Ed!

🚨 This has been a Stede Bonnet appreciation post 🚨

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