Nathan pyle’s newer comics are delightful

Also...these panels

@dustlines

The humor is ours.

🗣️🗣️ Louder for the people in the back!!!

Salt your stink, miss?

i remember this post so distinctly i assumed it must have a million notes but it does not

you come to my house. you see this. 

“oh? you have kids?” “No” i reply. “…rabbits?” “No,” again I reply. you look closer. inside is a roomba. ‘its almost time to feed him!’ i say. your eyes ask a handful of questions, but you remain silent. i sprinkle a handful of dirt in the enclosure.

take ten damage and call me in the morning

Things your DM says

baby girl you smell like quarters

Wild Trapinch appeared!

Big Warning

If you see a police car or a cop with a speaker looking thing on it, FUCKING RUN. It's known as an LRAD (Long Range Acoustic Device), a device that, when activated, can permanently damage your hearing and cause serious harm. If you're too close, you'll be left in a lot of pain and squirming on the ground permanently deaf. Ear plugs do not work. Unless you have one of those shooting range headphones, you do not stand a chance against them. Again, if you see them pull up, RUN. This is what they look like.

Stay safe.

More specifically, run to the side if possible, LRADs are directional weapons (30-60° arc), so the further u can move out of the line-of-sight the better you'll be, though the cops also know this & tend to use them when protestors can only flee in one direction

Benn and Gear has a great video on these. tl;dw: hold your sign or a piece of paper flat and rigid in front of you and the LRAD. Note that anyone in between might be doubly effected because of reflection.

I hate it here

I want off George's wild ride

Our planet is getting so hot cause tom hardy is out here with those lips and ass

@justiceforamydunne

Sometimes all it takes it one somebody to be different and not give a fuck. The don’t give a fuck will catch on. Stop hiding your kink and who the fuck you are, somebody out there needs your example.

what the fuck are you talking about

one of the best additions to any post

Quote from teacher: “You’re taking a photo of ass war, aren’t you”