Obi won't let anyone make fun of his padawan, because only he can, but never in a mean way so as not to hurt his feelings.
(I mean, apart from their banter, but that's normal for them and each of them knows the other isn't serious)
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I love the idea of Anakin bringing up his experiences as a slave on Tatooine in random moments or conversations.
Imagine that not long after Anakin arrives at the temple, Obi-wan introduces him to Quinlan and Vos tells Anakin how he and Obi-wan used to sneak out of the temple as teenagers and what they did and Obi doesn't want Quinlan to demoralize his padawan and suddenly Anakin comes out with:
"If they ever sneak out I'll be blown up"
And now there's complete silence, both knights are quiet and Obi-wan is completely terrified because his little sweet padawan just said he was about to get blown up as a child with zero fear like it was normal and that's how Obi-wan found out Anakin has a bomb chip in his neck.
Or how during the Clone Wars Anakin was seriously injured but seems completely normal, can stand normally and doesn't complain about pain, and everyone around is panicking and Anakin just says:
"I'm fine and I've had worse untreated injuries"
and everyone looks at Obi-wan because if anyone is to know what Skywalker is talking about then only Kenobi can do it, but Obi-wan looks at Anakin as if he didn't say anything terrible, but inside he is terrified by how badly Anakin was injured as a child and how close he was to death.
Or another story from the war, the 501st and 212th battalions were on the front for a long time and food started to run out, which was complained about in their free time by the soldiers, even Obi-wan, everyone but Anakin and at some point Ahsoka asked her master about it and he only replied that:
"It's not that bad Snips and plus I've been without food for a much longer period of time than a week"
Which made most of the soldiers passing by stop and look at their general with concern, because what the hell did this man survive that he didn't have access to the right amount of food for more than a week, Ahsoka completely terrified looks at Obi-wan looking for some hint or proof that her master is joking as usual, but she finds only seriousness on his face which means that Anakin really isn't joking.
After a while, Obi-wan becomes more and more used to his padawan dropping such information bombs at various odd moments, not understanding how serious it is, but that doesn't mean he is prepared for it, Obi-wan is still terrified every time by what his boy has been through and how normal it is for him.
TAKE THIS SHIT FROM ME, WHY DOES THIS HAVE TO HAPPEN IN THESE CORRIDORS AND BREAK INTO ME
I watched the first three episodes of Acolyte and I'm shocked at how much shit this is. I didn't expect it to be something good because that's what Disney does, but it's really fucked up and what they did with Anakin's character is a fucking joke. A chosen one born from the force who is supposed to restore balance, but it turns out that the thing that made him special (being born from the force) is worth shit after some weird ritual is done and you can make children.
I wouldn't have a problem with it if it was a very long time ago, but it's too close to episode 1 to make sense and of course they change the meaning of force, but I'm not even going to say anything.
