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The chosen one I'm think

@i-m-art-ix / i-m-art-ix.tumblr.com

☆Ninjago✿Anime✿Star Wars✿Marvel☆ ✿INTP✿
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Obi-wan: *says no to Anakin*
Anakin: *in thoughts* Master is... evil? Master is unyielding? Master is incapable of love? I am running away. I am packing my little rucksack and going out to explore the galaxy as a lone vagabond. I can no longer thrive in this household.
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Obi-wan: *Makes fun of Anakin*
Someone: *Also makes fun of Anakin*
Obi-wan: *Looks at this person with promise of death in his eyes*

Obi won't let anyone make fun of his padawan, because only he can, but never in a mean way so as not to hurt his feelings.

(I mean, apart from their banter, but that's normal for them and each of them knows the other isn't serious)

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Obi-wan: I feel a disturbance in the force. Anakin: What? Why? I don't feel anything. Obi-wan: Maybe because this plan is dangerous! Wait, have you never felt the force warn you when you're trying to do something stupid? Anakin: ... Half of these ideas are force suggestions to me. Obi-wan:

(Check tags)

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Anakin: [Says something horrible completely normally, seeing nothing wrong with it because of his childhood.] Obi-wan: Who hurt you? Anakin: Oh, the list is long, really long. Obi-wan: Anakin: But most of it was me who did it to myself.
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FSM as a child: Mom, how are babies made?

Firstbourne: Eeeeeee, ask Omega.

*during the month with Omega*

FSM: Omega, where do babies come from?
Omega: *wonders how to say it so that Firstbourne won't make a fuss with him*
Omega: I don't know.
FSM: So where did I come from?
Omega: Your mother found you one day and said she would take you and force me to raise you with her.
FSM: *sad and confused sounds*
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