The longer it takes for this to come across your dash the funnier it is

I’m

if it was devito i would xbox live screech

I have never put on pantihose before, but it sounds dangerous.

The Princess Diaries (2001), dir. Garry Marshall

august isnt even a month its like a long week

what if tattoos could be passed down through genetics

like imagine a baby being born with this

Chris Pine plays kiss, marry and kill. Chrises Edition.

the correct answer now i’m picturing Chris Pine three times widowed wearing his black veil and his fur coat

It’s like his snoring got so bad that his wife left him and now he’s just alone with his extra-strength Breathe Right strips

im laughign remember when i made this post

I thought it was going to be problematic but then it got so wholesome.