Math or Shrimp

What did he do to deserve this? 😭

WHAT

Years ago back when I worked in cubicle land, we were hiring junior software developers. They didn’t have to have a ton of experience, just a willingness to learn, and some demonstration of their software skills. Like: show me a program you wrote (any language) or a web site you designed. Anything.

And there was this one guy I talked with who seemed super sharp, but had virtually zero experience writing software. When it came time to do the show-n-tell part of the interview he whips out his laptop, brings up a website, and spins it around to show me what he made.

A website of tiny ceramic frogs.

Not for sale. Just… all these ceramic frogs, organized into categories. Frogs on bicycles, frogs with hats, frogs sitting on lily pads. It was a virtual museum of ceramic frogs in web form.

I scrolled through his online collection of frogs, slightly baffled.

“This is your website?” I asked finally.

“Yep!”

“You coded this yourself?” I popped into view-source mode and poked around some incredibly well-formatted, well-commented html. I nodded slowly. This guy was meticulous.

“Yep!”

“So… where’d all the frogs come from?”

“I made those too,” he says, beaming. 

And while I’m processing this he rummages in his bag and pulls out a little ceramic frog working at a computer terminal. He places it on the table before us, next to the laptop.

“And THIS one,” he says, “I made for you! As a thank you for the interview.”

It was adorable. I hired him on the spot. I mean, why not? Worst case he’d wash out in 90 days and we’d hire somebody else. He turned out to be one of the best developers on our team. 

And yes, his cubicle was loaded with ceramic frogs.

He knew how to code and he used it to share his passion with the world just for the hell of it. Only an idiot *wouldn’t* hire him

Bro literally weaponized his autism

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How close do their borders come to?

Hmmm…Seems like they touch.

hmm??

…you have to be kidding me.

…..

…Wow….

yep it checks out

I think I see Mr Krabs as a viable punching bag because he's a capitalist

yeah and like hge does not even try to pretend to be "one of the good ones". He straght up does like industrial revolution era capitalist shit to squidward and spongebob. And that class traitor spongebob sabotaged comrade squidward's strike

He's very transparent about his nature, which is somewhat refreshing. He doesn't even attempt to justify his treatment of SpongeBob and Squidward from any moral standpoint; he very blatantly just wants money and is happy to use them as means to get it

Where does this put Plankton, as he wants to sabotage Mr. Krabs but is also a business owner?

imo Plankton isnt any better becuase he is still a captialist and jsut wants to sabotage krabs for capitalist reasons. In much the same way that Pepsi going af ter coke does not mean pepsi is the good guy, plankton going after krabs does not mean he is good either

why does mark always explain something and the others are just like "okay princess, whatever"

With Williams flopping and potentially not racing in Las Vegas, the popular theory is that Logan cursed them.

But I would like to propose the theory that it was actually Kyle Kirkwood who cursed Williams because there is no way this man saw his best friend be treated like shit for over a year and was not considering taking up witchcraft. He might be the nicest guy on the Indycar grid but there’s something about seeing your friend reduce to a shell of himself that makes you desire vengeance.

He’s out here buying candles and goat blood every free moment he gets and setting it up in Colton’s motor home so Logan doesn’t catch on. He’s getting James Hinchcliffe to get him James Vowles hair.

Sure, Logan is doing well now but Kyle can’t let Williams have it easy.

bring back tumblr ask culture let me. bother you with questions and statements

reblog to let people know it's ok to bother you with questions and statements

please bother me with questions and statements

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tumblr please stop telling me to wd40 a mouse

new variant on “your boos mean nothing; I’ve seen what makes you cheer”

"Your thirst means nothing; I've seen what makes you horny."

How does superglue REFUSE to come out of the tube when you're actively trying to get some out, but as soon as you give up and put it down, the damn thing decides it's time to do world's best pineapple-with-a-werewolf-boyfriend -impression?

This website makes it impossible to communicate with normal people.