A Scrappy Little Nobody

Bonus:

"the world isn't kind" ok??? Much more importantly are you?????

"the world isnt kind" skill issue. I am

If a felon is president, every felon needs to be able to vote immediately from this moment forward

And work any fucking job they meet qualifications for, regardless of conviction

ELLA PURNELL CHAOTIC interview with Chihuahuas | Sky TV

me? being someone’s type? unrealistic

Why is no one talking about how Rio exits by literally cutting through the set like when I tell you I had to pause and walk away because she can break the 4th wall as she’s not a player in the story she’s just death

That is the coolest fucking way to use a practical set get outta here

Kathryn Hahn as Agatha Harkness AGATHA ALL ALONG (2024) 01x09 | "Maiden Mother Crone"

wait wait wait Agatha took a silly song she made with her son and then used it to gather power for centuries after his death and then AND THEN her surrogate son comes along and makes the song REAL??? do NOT touch me for the next 24 hours

Petition to bring back the boop function next year for the ides of March where instead of a paw on the screen it’s a little knife that Caesar gets stabbed with

WandaVision: Previously On / Agatha All Along: Darkest Hour Wake Thy Power

via indiarosecrawford

Frog Paints a Water Lily Pond 🪷🎨🐸

𝑓ₒᵣ ⲕᵢ𝑛𝑔 ₐ𝑛𝑑 𝑐ₒ𝑡𝑡ₐ𝑔ₑ

Ok, I adore the Frogs to begin with, but the sheer finesse and dedication of this one boggles my mind.

me: this is cute and precious

my brain: 45 years ago this person could've made a public access television show that ran for half a decade on the strength of this concept with the right framing device and it would've been paid for with federal arts grants and maybe even national syndication rights. now they're begging for a single minute of engagement on tiktok in the hopes that maybe someday the abstract metrics of digital media platforms will translate into a tangible career

me: yeah me: cute frog though

my brain: it is a cute frog

Reading: hey it doesn’t matter if the author knows every little detail, they can have some artistic liberties and make things up

Writing: if I don’t find the exact shelf life of the average can of ravioli RIGHT NOW I will DIE

btw the average shelf life of most unopened ravioli cans is 18-24 months

sure what's the worst that could happen

@uranium