Zack: How do I deal with my enemies?

Cloud: Kill them

Zack : That's a bit extreme, I was hoping for a more passive solution

Kunsel: Kill them only a little?

Cloud: You can’t make everyone like you. You’re not Zack.

Kunsel: Not everyone likes Zack.

Cloud: Who doesn’t?

Kunsel: Well—

Cloud: Names damn it. I want names.

We don’t talk enough about how big of a flirt Zack was

My headcanon:

After Zack left, Kunsel introduced himself to Aerith and would randomly drop in to check on her. He’d stop by whenever the Turks weren’t hovering.

They’d talk, mostly about Zack. He’d offered to help her around the church or to walk her home sometimes. When they declared Zack KIA Kunsel didn’t know how to bring it up. He didn’t want to be the one to tell her. He tried several times but each time he’d start to get the words out she would cut him off as if she knew what he was about to say.

When Aerith’s wagon broke Kunsel offered to fix it repeatedly but she refused. Years passed and she still insisted Zack would be coming back to fix it for her even though deep down she knew he was dead.

It became awkward between them so Kunsel stopped visiting but he still checked in on her from time to time without her knowing.

Kunsel: Hey Zack! Can I get some dating advice?

Zack: Just because I’m with Cloud doesn’t mean I know how I did it.

Cloud: Would you stab your best friend in the leg for 10 million Gil?

Zack: You stab me, and when my leg gets better, we buy a big-ass house.

Kunsel: You can stab me too, then we’ll have 20 million.

Zack: Good thinking!

Cloud: I trust Zack.

Kunsel: You think he knows what he’s doing?

Cloud: I wouldn’t go that far.

Kunsel: Are you the big spoon or the little spoon?

Cloud: I'm a knife.

Zack, from across the room: He’s the little spoon.

(The squad is trying to con some random guy)

Cloud: Um...Zack, why are you pretending I’m this guys family?

Zack: We need money!

Cloud: You’re scamming him?

Zack: I was thinking more like flat-out stealing from him?

Cloud: What!? No way!

Zack: Why not? We already stole Kunsel!

Cloud: No we didn’t! Kunsel can think and talk for himself. He can do whatever he wants!

Kunsel: I wanna steal

Kunsel knew Cloud was with Zack (I assume) when they left to Nibelheim. He refused to believe Zack had been KIA. What would he have said to Cloud in the remake if he had gotten the chance to talk to him?

Cloud: Please bring home PURIFIED water with no minerals added for taste

Kunsel: We got spring water

Cloud: NO

Zack: with extra minerals

Kunsel: It’s like licking a stalagmite

Cloud: DON’T COME HOME

Zack: Mmmmm cave water

Cloud: WHY!? Why did you give Zack a knife!?

Kunsel: I’m sorry. He said he felt unsafe.

Cloud: Now I feel unsafe!

Kunsel: I’m sorry...

Kunsel: ...would you like a knife?

Cloud: Zack and I were crossing the street and this dude drove by and honked at us.

Kunsel: *sighs* What did Zack do?

Cloud: He chased him to the next red light, then reached into his window and—

Zack: Who wants a steering wheel?

Cloud: While I’m gone Zack, you’re in charge.

Zack: Yes!!!

Cloud whispers: Kunsel, you’re secretly in charge.

Kunsel: Obviously

Kunsel’s emails to Zack in Final Fantasy VII Crisis Core | Part 2

Part 1

Kunsel being a good friend to Zack