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While they’re not exactly Great A’Tuin, I have discovered that Cosmic Turtle boots exist at Elephantsity, if any of you are interested in that kind of thing.

the turtle moves

(image description: over the ankle, combat-style vegan leather boots in a deep blue space tone. On the side a gold-tone turtle swim upwards towards a crescent moon. It is orbited by various symbols and planets. On the boot toe is a gold mandala.)

Can I get these with a steel cap so I can wear them to work? Please and thank you.

I dunno if they make any steel toe ones but Granny Weatherwax would certainly approve with her boots that had “complicated iron fixtures and toecaps like battering rams.” (Witches Abroad) If you do get Disc work boots, please post a picture.