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Moss had grown over the wooden markers of the other six, but it had been scraped off the central one, revealing the name: JOHN KEEL. And carved underneath by someone who had taken some pains, was: How Do They Rise Up. A huge wreath of lilac flowers, bound with purple ribbon, had been placed on the grave. On top of it, tied round with another piece of purple ribbon, was an egg. “Mrs Palm and Mrs Battye and some of the girls were up here earlier,” said Dibbler. “And of course Madam always makes sure there’s the egg.” “It’s nice, the way they always remember,” said Sergeant Colon. The three stood in silence. They were not, on the whole, men with a vocabulary designed for times like this. After awhile, though, Nobby felt moved to speak. “He gave me a spoon once,” he said, to the air in general. “Yeah, I know,” said Colon. “My dad pinched it off me when he come out of prison, but it was my spoon,” said Nobby persistently. “That means a lot to a kid, your own spoon.” “Come to that, he was the first person to make me a sergeant,” said Colon. “Got busted again, of course, but I knew I could do it again then. He was a good copper.” “He bought a pie off me, first week I was starting out,” said Dibbler. “Ate it all. Didn’t spit out anything.” There was more silence. After awhile, Sergeant Colon cleared his throat, a general signal to indicate that some sort of appropriate moment was now over. There was a general relaxation of muscles. - Terry Pratchett, Night Watch

(image credit: Orsolya Nagy. Image description: a large handmade lilac wreath hangs from a lilac bush)

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Moss had grown over the wooden markers of the other six, but it had been scraped off the central one, revealing the name: JOHN KEEL. And carved underneath by someone who had taken some pains, was: How Do They Rise Up. A huge wreath of lilac flowers, bound with purple ribbon, had been placed on the grave. On top of it, tied round with another piece of purple ribbon, was an egg. “Mrs Palm and Mrs Battye and some of the girls were up here earlier,” said Dibbler. “And of course Madam always makes sure there’s the egg.” “It’s nice, the way they always remember,” said Sergeant Colon. The three stood in silence. They were not, on the whole, men with a vocabulary designed for times like this. After awhile, though, Nobby felt moved to speak. “He gave me a spoon once,” he said, to the air in general. “Yeah, I know,” said Colon. “My dad pinched it off me when he come out of prison, but it was my spoon,” said Nobby persistently. “That means a lot to a kid, your own spoon.” “Come to that, he was the first person to make me a sergeant,” said Colon. “Got busted again, of course, but I knew I could do it again then. He was a good copper.” “He bought a pie off me, first week I was starting out,” said Dibbler. “Ate it all. Didn’t spit out anything.” There was more silence. After awhile, Sergeant Colon cleared his throat, a general signal to indicate that some sort of appropriate moment was now over. There was a general relaxation of muscles. - Terry Pratchett, Night Watch

(image credit: Orsolya Nagy. Image description: a large handmade lilac wreath hangs from a lilac bush)

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“Excuse me, are you the lady who is with the clowns?”

Corporal Nobbs, who had been trudging along gloomily, looked up. He was being addressed by a pleasant-faced young woman. A woman actually talking to him by choice was a novelty. Smiling while doing so was unheard of.

“Er yeah. Right. That’s me.’ He swallowed… ‘Beti.’

“My name is Bana. Would you like to come and talk with us?”

Nobby looked past her. There were a number of women of varying ages sitting around a large well. One of them waved at him shyly. - Terry Pratchett, Jingo

(Description: A pretty young woman smiling with her hands on her hips. She is wearing a white hijab, a white long sleeve shirt and a simple, sleeveless shiny pink frock by the designer Anniesa Hasibuan.)

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Moss had grown over the wooden markers of the other six, but it had been scraped off the central one, revealing the name: JOHN KEEL. And carved underneath by someone who had taken some pains, was: How Do They Rise Up. A huge wreath of lilac flowers, bound with purple ribbon, had been placed on the grave. On top of it, tied round with another piece of purple ribbon, was an egg. “Mrs Palm and Mrs Battye and some of the girls were up here earlier,” said Dibbler. “And of course Madam always makes sure there’s the egg.” “It’s nice, the way they always remember,” said Sergeant Colon. The three stood in silence. They were not, on the whole, men with a vocabulary designed for times like this. After awhile, though, Nobby felt moved to speak. “He gave me a spoon once,” he said, to the air in general. “Yeah, I know,” said Colon. “My dad pinched it off me when he come out of prison, but it was my spoon,” said Nobby persistently. “That means a lot to a kid, your own spoon.” “Come to that, he was the first person to make me a sergeant,” said Colon. “Got busted again, of course, but I knew I could do it again then. He was a good copper.” “He bought a pie off me, first week I was starting out,” said Dibbler. “Ate it all. Didn’t spit out anything.” There was more silence. After awhile, Sergeant Colon cleared his throat, a general signal to indicate that some sort of appropriate moment was now over. There was a general relaxation of muscles. - Terry Pratchett, Night Watch

(image credit: Orsolya Nagy. Image description: a large handmade lilac wreath hangs from a lilac bush)

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“Don’t you worry, guv,” said Nobby quickly. “He’s-he’s probably gone to, to have a drink. Or something. Maybe it’s the end of round one. Or something.”

“I mean, he ate our kettle and everything,” said Colon uncertainly. “He wouldn’t just run away after eating a kettle. Stands to reason. Anyone who could eat a kettle wouldn’t run away from anything.”

“And my armour polish,” said Carrot. “It was nearly a whole dollar for the tin.”

“Look,” said Vimes, as patiently as he could manage. “He’s a nice dragon, I liked him as much as you, a very nice little chap, but he’s just done the sensible thing, for gods’ sake, he’s not going to get burned to bits just to save us. Life just doesn’t work like that. You might as well face it.”

Overhead, the great dragon strutted through the air and flamed a nearby tower. It had won. - Terry Pratchett, Guards! Guards!

(image description: a copper kettle sits on a table covered in a blue courderoy cloth)

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Mrs. Cake whipped the crinoline lady off the crystal and glared into the depths. After awhile, she shook her head.

“I don’t know, I’m sure... oh, well.” She cleared her throat and spoke in a more sibyllic voice. “Mr. Nobbs, I see you surrounded by dusky ladies in a hot place. Looks a bit foreign to me. They’re laughing and chatting with you... in fact, one of them’s just handed you a drink...”

“None of ‘em are shouting or anything?” said Nobby, mystified.

“Doesn’t look like it,” said Mrs. Cake, equally fascinated. “They seem quite happy.” (...)

After he’d gone, Mrs. Cake went back to her crystal and sneaked a whole ten dollars’ worth of precognition for her own curiosity and satisfaction and laughed about it all afternoon. -Terry Pratchett, Jingo

(Description: A metal sculpture of a hand holds a crystal ball while resting on black fabric with a pattern of bright flowers.)

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“Excuse me, are you the lady who is with the clowns?”

Corporal Nobbs, who had been trudging along gloomily, looked up. He was being addressed by a pleasant-faced young woman. A woman actually talking to him by choice was a novelty. Smiling while doing so was unheard of.

“Er yeah. Right. That’s me.’ He swallowed... ‘Beti.’

“My name is Bana. Would you like to come and talk with us?”

Nobby looked past her. There were a number of women of varying ages sitting around a large well. One of them waved at him shyly. - Terry Pratchett, Jingo

(Description: A pretty young woman smiling with her hands on her hips. She is wearing a white hijab, a white long sleeve shirt and a simple, sleeveless shiny pink frock by the designer Anniesa Hasibuan.)

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Inktober 2015, days 9 to 18 - Discworld characters

(Description: black and white ink illustrations of Dibbler selling sausages, Tiffany with her frying pan, Vetinari at his desk, Detritus carrying his siege weapon, Colon holding his helmet, Nobby cleaning his ear with a dagger, Cohen leaning on his sword, a watchman who I think is Reg Shoe, one of the watch dwarfs (I don’t know which one) and Carrot reading from the official ordinances.)

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