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I IS PROBLY DEAD - A Discworld Blog

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ngl, sometimes some tiny things are so much more romantic than grand gestures, like --

Image description: Text from Jingo by Terry Prachett. It reads:

She was knitting inexpertly when Vimes came in, but rose and gave him a kiss. “I heard the news,” she said. “Well done.” She looked him up and down. As far as she could see, he was all there. “I’m not sure that we won...” “Getting you back alive counts as a win, Sam. Although of course I wouldn’t say that in front of Lady Selachii.” Sybil waved the knitting at him. “She’s organized a committee to knit socks for our brave lads at the front, but it turns out you’re back. And I haven’t even worked out how to turn a heel yet. She’s probably going to be annoyed.” “Er...how long do you think my legs are?” “Um...” She looked at the knitting. “Do you need a scarf?” He kissed her again.

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“Excuse me, are you the lady who is with the clowns?”

Corporal Nobbs, who had been trudging along gloomily, looked up. He was being addressed by a pleasant-faced young woman. A woman actually talking to him by choice was a novelty. Smiling while doing so was unheard of.

“Er yeah. Right. That’s me.’ He swallowed… ‘Beti.’

“My name is Bana. Would you like to come and talk with us?”

Nobby looked past her. There were a number of women of varying ages sitting around a large well. One of them waved at him shyly. - Terry Pratchett, Jingo

(Description: A pretty young woman smiling with her hands on her hips. She is wearing a white hijab, a white long sleeve shirt and a simple, sleeveless shiny pink frock by the designer Anniesa Hasibuan.)

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Borzoi by Paul Croes

She looked up. Ahmed was watching her carefully. Of course, the royal dogs were treated like kings, all those diamond collars... It didn’t have to mean he knew-- 

“Not hungry?” he said. “Your mouth says you are.”

Something snapped around her neck as she spun around to bite. Her teeth closed on a mouthful of greasy cloth but that wasn’t as important as the pain.

“His Highness has always liked fine collars on his dogs,” said 71-hour Ahmed, through the red mist. “Rubies, emeralds... and diamonds, Miss Angua.” His face came down level with hers. “Set in silver.” - Terry Pratchett, Jingo

(Description: a white, long haired, silky Borzoi dog sitting with an elaborately beaded and jeweled collar with fancy gold tassels hanging from the front of it.)

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Mrs. Cake whipped the crinoline lady off the crystal and glared into the depths. After awhile, she shook her head.

“I don’t know, I’m sure... oh, well.” She cleared her throat and spoke in a more sibyllic voice. “Mr. Nobbs, I see you surrounded by dusky ladies in a hot place. Looks a bit foreign to me. They’re laughing and chatting with you... in fact, one of them’s just handed you a drink...”

“None of ‘em are shouting or anything?” said Nobby, mystified.

“Doesn’t look like it,” said Mrs. Cake, equally fascinated. “They seem quite happy.” (...)

After he’d gone, Mrs. Cake went back to her crystal and sneaked a whole ten dollars’ worth of precognition for her own curiosity and satisfaction and laughed about it all afternoon. -Terry Pratchett, Jingo

(Description: A metal sculpture of a hand holds a crystal ball while resting on black fabric with a pattern of bright flowers.)

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“Excuse me, are you the lady who is with the clowns?”

Corporal Nobbs, who had been trudging along gloomily, looked up. He was being addressed by a pleasant-faced young woman. A woman actually talking to him by choice was a novelty. Smiling while doing so was unheard of.

“Er yeah. Right. That’s me.’ He swallowed... ‘Beti.’

“My name is Bana. Would you like to come and talk with us?”

Nobby looked past her. There were a number of women of varying ages sitting around a large well. One of them waved at him shyly. - Terry Pratchett, Jingo

(Description: A pretty young woman smiling with her hands on her hips. She is wearing a white hijab, a white long sleeve shirt and a simple, sleeveless shiny pink frock by the designer Anniesa Hasibuan.)

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(Description: A quote from Terry Pratchett’s ‘Jingo’ on a background of a forest with a nebula visible through the trees. It reads: It was so much easier to blame it on Them. It was bleakly depressing to think that They were Us. If it was Them, then nothing was anyone’s fault. If it was Us, what did that make Me? After all, I’m one of Us. I must be. I’ve certainly never thought of myself as one of Them. No one ever thinks of themselves as one of Them. We’re always one of Us. It’s Them that do the bad things.)

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