Check out my BFF’s food Instagram

https://instagram.com/cooking.it.through?utm_medium=copy_link

anyone else’s tumblr ads trying desperately to get you to shit yourself using bananas or is that just mine

I’M THE ONLY ONE GETTING THESE???????

I keep getting these ads about American Pickers host Mike Wolf being happily married to his partner. Like good for him I guess but why is he so adamant that I know this

what the fuck is wrong with tumblr ads

I don’t even have the words for this ad

I don’t want a freakin bidet.

Seriously. Why.

Today is my birthday and I have never before made a special birthday post ^^’ So if you want to cheer me up a bit, you can just reblog this ❤️   It has been a hell of a year, but I hope the next part of my journey is going to make more sense.

anyone else’s tumblr ads trying desperately to get you to shit yourself using bananas or is that just mine

I’M THE ONLY ONE GETTING THESE???????

I keep getting these ads about American Pickers host Mike Wolf being happily married to his partner. Like good for him I guess but why is he so adamant that I know this

what the fuck is wrong with tumblr ads

I don’t even have the words for this ad

I don’t want a freakin bidet.

Love that this means I'm blogging pro bono. Volunteer blogger. Proletariat blogger. A blogger of the people.

Right? I am definitely getting young tough guys with manly sexual tension

i think it is good to warn people in advance about the circumstances that will cause you to bite them and i think that having given that warning it is good to follow through when the time comes

the rattlesnake is an admirable creature whose virtues we should emulate

I have forgotten what a wonder this app is

This is from “Old Gays Try Grindr” and i’m dying

The first funny bitch was Cain, who straight up lied to God after killing his brother.

God: where’s Abel?

Cain: fuck if I know??? I’m not in charge of him

It is TRAGIC that you can’t read this in the original Hebrew.

God:  Where’s the Sheepkeeper?

Cain: Do I LOOK like a Brotherkeeper? 

God: hey where’s Abel???

Cain:

ay the uber here yall

When the uber driver looks sketchy as fuck but the entire squad too wasted to care

a white girl is lost in the woods and is about to be attacked by a bear. “why cant we all just be friends, bullying is so stupid, stop bullying <3” she says to it. the bear stops. he is confused. how the hell did she just say <3 out loud

less than three. 

if one more person adds this geek ass comment i will make sure u have less than three seconds left to live