Works every time, from my experience! 🤬📳

therapist: cunt dracula is not real and cannot fuck you.

cunt dracula:

[jojo pose] count dracula. [different jojo pose] nice to meet you. [jojo walk cycle] alexa, turn down the music! [the obnoxious music doesn't change volume] mr harker

Cuntula

Listen. Steven Moffat listen to me. I need you to tweet "actually johnlock was always intended to be endgame" on the day after the 2024 presidential election and then turn your phone off. I don't care if it's true or not I just need you to do it, please, it would be so funny.

You can see the exact moment of their fear...

I love with some onion articles, you can tell exactly what prompted the writer to make them

I find it kind of stupid how 'half full' vs 'half empty' is framed as an optimist/pessimist thing. If it starts full and gets halfway drained, it's half empty. If it starts empty and gets halfway filled, it's half full. If you don't know the starting state it's both simultaneously.

can’t sleep, carving instead

Puppies getting warm and toasty by the fire, ok?

KITTIES SLAPPING AND HITTING BY THE FIRE

A+ example of how the media manipulates people for clicks and anger engagement.

Finally!

Adobe get fucked especially

Heck yes!

Source

Good

I like that this implies that it's a difficult thing for employers to do and that it will take two years to roll it out. Like just write it down girl

I was today years old when i found out that i was allowed time off to vote. Something no boss has ever told me.

Reblogging now but I'm also scheduling this to post again at the end of October, when folks may need a reminder that they may have right to time off work to vote.

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[ID: a screenshot of a comic speech bubble. The black text in it reads "No matter how open-minded, socially conscious, anti-racist I think I am, I still have old learned hidden biases that I need to examine. It is my responsibility to check myself daily for my stereotypes, prejudices and, ultimately, discrimination." /ID end]

One of the worst things to happen to antiracism is the (figurative) PR campaign that convinced us (esp US Americans) that a racist is the worst thing you can possibly be--this makes contronting and unlearning your racism near impossible because we have conflated racism (a systemic, structural problem) with ontological truth (racism as some essential component of our being).