with the imminent shutdown of cohost...
i guess i'm back. hey y'all. it's been... less time than the last time i quit tumblr, only about 6 and a half months, but i missed you all the same.
long live eggbug.
@i-am-emily / i-am-emily.tumblr.com
i guess i'm back. hey y'all. it's been... less time than the last time i quit tumblr, only about 6 and a half months, but i missed you all the same.
long live eggbug.
Here is the archive link in case the video gets claimed by copyright and taken down from youtube
what do those orca whales have against sonic anyway
???
"OH MY GOD SONIC I'M YOUR BIGGEST FAN SIGN MY BLOWHOLE"
The one real HRT milestone that matters is the first time a cat steps on your boobs and it hurts
assigned titty at kitty (atak)
Yeah she atak me
official boob post
Before I transitioned I 'trained' my cats to lay on my chest. They atak me often.
Fat girls are hot.
You agree. Reblog.
neapolitan cerberus
GOOD. QUALITY. CONTENT.
one of my fav tumblr phenomenons is when there's a poll where all the answers are just patently absurd and yet somehow there's a clear winner
it'll be like 'which of the world's oceans is the most fuckable' and i'll be like hmm well i'm not an oceanfucker so i don't really have an opinion on this but if i had to choose then i guess the pacific and then i vote and like 60% of people voted for the pacific and its like ok whats going on there
voiced this
and because i'm extremely curious:
still six days left to vote on this oceanfuckers
If you picked Atlantic you like obese women.
goddammit it's too late to change my vote to the atlantic
charisma training
one of my fav tumblr phenomenons is when there's a poll where all the answers are just patently absurd and yet somehow there's a clear winner
it'll be like 'which of the world's oceans is the most fuckable' and i'll be like hmm well i'm not an oceanfucker so i don't really have an opinion on this but if i had to choose then i guess the pacific and then i vote and like 60% of people voted for the pacific and its like ok whats going on there
voiced this
and because i'm extremely curious:
still six days left to vote on this oceanfuckers
yesterday I sarcastically made up the tech company names "Trimble" and "Plinq" and then to my horror discovered that both actually exist
one of us is having a stroke and I'm worried it's me
What do you mean Trimble is part of the US military industrial complex
scantily is basically the most classic way to be clad
This is iron clad erasure
shoutout to homo erectus the hominid straight up named gay boner.
This too shall pass but like holy fuck