i had to wait 20-30 minutes to use a public restroom today because someone was freestyle rapping in the only stall
KISSING YOU HELL YEAH YOU ARE THE BEST FRIEND TO HAVE ON TUMBLR FUCK YEAH
professor: I'll give badges to people who finish the module on time
me: pssh what does he think we are? animals to be bribed? I will not be so easily manipulated
my hind brain: badges you say
Guy Fieri trapped me in an electrified cage and told me to write his name down on a sticky note, and if I got it wrong the cage would shock me and I would die. For some reason, I thought he was Simon Cowell, but when I put the sticky note up, it didn't shock me, leading Guy Fieri to have an identity crisis.
"Enough of discourse, log off and have sex lol" no. I'm going to write a discourse post that will make you want to tell me to kill myself.
Hotel Transylvania
im sorry the what
this one
the current meme is based on the following which is based on that one
which i assume is from tumblr based on how one of the panels is lifted from that "its ok i am a lesbo" picture
So the timeline is
- I am lesbo
- I'm stuff
- i am lesbo x I'm stuff fusion
- transfem Jonathan and transmasc mavis
as far as anyone can tell this is the original “I am a lesbo” image, for the record
I'm sobbing oh my god
I heard...now don't shoot the messenger but this is the og I am gay tho
Why the fuck is it woody and bolt
WHY THE FUCK IS IT WOODY AND BOLT
Wait why does Dracula refer Joanne as *his* daughter?
if your child marries someone, that partner becomes your daughter-in-law or son-in-law.
There is
So much going on here
This is like an archeological dig site but the philosophers are still alive and talking
"That sounds like a good idea......."-"Is there something bothering you with the idea?"-"No, the idea is GOOD.....🙂"
Can someone explain this to me?
Old people use quotation marks to indicate emphasis, as a substitute for italics (which many of them could not produce on the old typewriters they learned to write on), whereas young people use them to indicate sarcasm or falseness. They’re used as “scare quotes”.
And old people use ellipses simply to indicate a pause, or for some other incomprehensible reason I’m not aware of. But young people use ellipses to indicate passive-aggression.
So an old person could type something like:
how are things going with your “boyfriend”….
and what they mean is
How are things going with your boyfriend? [Im so excited for you, sweetie, and I wanna hear about it]
But a young person would interpret that sentence as
How are things going with your so-called boyfriend…. [I say, while seething with contempt for him and possibly for you too]
The linguistic difference across generations is beautifully explained here thank you
what if people made human versions of iconic tumblr posts and shipped them
no. no no no
Someone please draw the color of the sky as a very tall twink.
Oh shit, I’m an artist. Hold up.
Personally, I like his shoe laces. I bet you’d never guess where he got them.
Dunno if anyone’s done this yet but…
i love how this is so uniquely Tumblr™ that no one from any other website would get this.
Im… Im not sorry
I decided to make it worse
Sexy Leg Einstein Post
Gradient Zone Post
and MishaPocolypse join the group
color theory hospital post
I want you all to know that I despise every single one of you.
Can I interest you in some fine copper ingots
He has survived Plinko Hell and back with a vengeance
idk people manage to disagree about all sorts of bullshit. we share this beautiful world with flat earthers.
Fact: a forest is a place where there is a collection of upright trees.
Fact: a place without upright trees is not a forest. You don't call it a forest if the trees are lying down, or if it's just near a forest, or whatever.
Fact: when a tree begins to fall it is no longer upright.
Conclusion: a falling tree is by definition not located in a forest. When it begins to fall, it instantly becomes located in, idk, a small clearing or meadow or something.
The world needs to accept that "if a tree falls in a forest" is an impossible scenario. The question is simply nonsensical.
no, a clearing exists within a forest, so the tree is still in the forest. a clearing is just negative space in a forest, it’s by definition in a forest. also, most of the trees around are still standing up so it’s still a forest, even by your definition.
See, now instead of arguing about the definition of "sound," we're arguing about the definition of "in." Huge progress.
so embarrassing when i forget im checking someone's blog and i start scrolling through and liking and reblogging shit as if it's just my dash. it feels like wandering into someone else's apartment and not noticing and making myself lunch
reblog if i can wander into your apartment (blog) and make myself lunch (like and reblog as if it's my dash)
sherlock holmes deduces you are trans before you've figured it out yourself and refers to you with those pronouns and then when you look confused is like "ah...had you not arrived at that conclusion yet?" and wafts away in his dressing gown to smoke seventeen pipes, leaving you in a gender crisis
who do I ship? uhm, human trafficking is illegal???
constantly switching between “this is MY tumblr and i post whatever i want” and “oghg god . oh my god. okh god. okay. im going to talk abt. an interest now. im so sorry.”
You thought your minions were taking notes but when one of them yells "Bingo!" in the middle of one of your evil monologues to the captured Heroes, you're forced to re-evaluate things.
rating: PLURAL
daniel thrasher is plural tee bee aitch
The song is on Spotify now by the way.