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🕯️ Sounds of Aquarius ✨

@hydor-soa

SOA or 42 –—– it/its, NO they/them, NO it&/you&
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Guy Fieri trapped me in an electrified cage and told me to write his name down on a sticky note, and if I got it wrong the cage would shock me and I would die. For some reason, I thought he was Simon Cowell, but when I put the sticky note up, it didn't shock me, leading Guy Fieri to have an identity crisis.

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Hotel Transylvania

im sorry the what

this one

the current meme is based on the following which is based on that one

which i assume is from tumblr based on how one of the panels is lifted from that "its ok i am a lesbo" picture

So the timeline is

- I am lesbo

- I'm stuff

- i am lesbo x I'm stuff fusion

- transfem Jonathan and transmasc mavis

as far as anyone can tell this is the original “I am a lesbo” image, for the record

I'm sobbing oh my god

I heard...now don't shoot the messenger but this is the og I am gay tho

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redwyverndht

Why the fuck is it woody and bolt

WHY THE FUCK IS IT WOODY AND BOLT

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biraptor123

Wait why does Dracula refer Joanne as *his* daughter?

if your child marries someone, that partner becomes your daughter-in-law or son-in-law. 

There is

So much going on here

This is like an archeological dig site but the philosophers are still alive and talking

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"That sounds like a good idea......."-"Is there something bothering you with the idea?"-"No, the idea is GOOD.....🙂"

Can someone explain this to me?

Old people use quotation marks to indicate emphasis, as a substitute for italics (which many of them could not produce on the old typewriters they learned to write on), whereas young people use them to indicate sarcasm or falseness. They’re used as “scare quotes”.

And old people use ellipses simply to indicate a pause, or for some other incomprehensible reason I’m not aware of. But young people use ellipses to indicate passive-aggression.

So an old person could type something like:

how are things going with your “boyfriend”….

and what they mean is

How are things going with your boyfriend? [Im so excited for you, sweetie, and I wanna hear about it]

But a young person would interpret that sentence as

How are things going with your so-called boyfriend…. [I say, while seething with contempt for him and possibly for you too]

The linguistic difference across generations is beautifully explained here thank you

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Anonymous asked:

what if people made human versions of iconic tumblr posts and shipped them

Someone please draw the color of the sky as a very tall twink.

Oh shit, I’m an artist. Hold up.

Personally, I like his shoe laces. I bet you’d never guess where he got them.

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raspbrrytea

Dunno if anyone’s done this yet but…

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mrdyketator

i love how this is so uniquely Tumblr™ that no one from any other website would get this.

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tassjis

Im… Im not sorry

I decided to make it worse 

Sexy Leg Einstein Post

Gradient Zone Post

and MishaPocolypse join the group

color theory hospital post

I want you all to know that I despise every single one of you.

Can I interest you in some fine copper ingots

He has survived Plinko Hell and back with a vengeance

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apolladay
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sigmaleph

idk people manage to disagree about all sorts of bullshit. we share this beautiful world with flat earthers.

Fact: a forest is a place where there is a collection of upright trees.

Fact: a place without upright trees is not a forest. You don't call it a forest if the trees are lying down, or if it's just near a forest, or whatever.

Fact: when a tree begins to fall it is no longer upright.

Conclusion: a falling tree is by definition not located in a forest. When it begins to fall, it instantly becomes located in, idk, a small clearing or meadow or something.

The world needs to accept that "if a tree falls in a forest" is an impossible scenario. The question is simply nonsensical.

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hateno123

no, a clearing exists within a forest, so the tree is still in the forest. a clearing is just negative space in a forest, it’s by definition in a forest. also, most of the trees around are still standing up so it’s still a forest, even by your definition.

See, now instead of arguing about the definition of "sound," we're arguing about the definition of "in." Huge progress.

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