Suffering.

Guess fucking what.

Squirts my T gel directly into this persons eyes, blinding them due to its high alcohol content

Btw u literally wait like one minute for it to dry and then cover it with clothing and go about your day, which is why it says in the instructions to only apply it to places that will be covered by clothing, usually the upper arms or stomach. But yeah I’m out here doing the worm in my underwear on the subway seats, lock up your daughters

Yeah, I looked up the medication booklet and it seems like this gel won't be properly absorbed for hours. In that...you shouldn't wash for 6 hours afterwards to get the most efficacy.

The booklet is telling the wearer not to shower to try and get it to absorb so I'm THINKING that just maaaaybe wearing it under your clothes on public transport and someone eventually sitting in your seat and or *gasp* hugging you! Is not going to absorb into this person and mess with their own hormones. Estrogen shall not surrender that easy.

#but just in case I'll carry estrogel in case we need to do semi-naked public transport combat#things that dont pass the vibe checl#mininformation

how dare you leave this in the tags

I'm not here to spoil the jokes, please continue laughing at this person's expense

I'm just here for the obligatory "transphobic fear mongering is just repackaged '80s/'90s homophobic fear mongering" reminder

Because this is a pretty blatant rehash of the old "Gay men are roaming the subways and stabbing people with contaminated needles to give them AIDS" panic, just in case you're too young to remember that one

Like, I was a literal child, oblivious to most things going on in the world, when this BS was going around, and even I heard about it because it made the mainstream news (at least in NYC)

Oh fuck, I remember that one! Yeah, you're right. Damn. There really is nothing new under the sun.

reminder that fear of contamination by undesirable scum on public transportation was also a way for car companies and conservative politicians to use racism and classism to slash funding to public transportation

not to mention that tgel is a continuous treatment and in the case that someone were to actually come in contact with tgel like that it wouldn't do shit, even if they never washed their points of contact and it was able to fully absorb.

and let's not skip over the sexism and transmisandry AND MORE in that last bit. "man up and inject or go home."

pain is not masculine. pain is not a requirement for masculinity. experiencing, enduring, enjoying and causing pain are not masculine traits. and to tell a trans man to either "man up" or completely abort any hrt is unacceptable. not to mention that stickers and sticks are a very common phobia, bringing forth the implication that any trans man (PERSON) with a debilitating fear of stickers and sticks (it's me, i have a debilitating fear) doesn't and SHOULDN'T get hrt, ever. bc apparently tgel wasn't approved by safety committees and the obvious problem that even a dunce like this fucker can identify, is an actual problem.

The NPD/cluster b urge to be problematic on main vs. the healthy preservation of Not Doing That 😩.

It gets it ↑

DISCLAIMER: Pose is traced →

And we have a million more that we plan on doing 🩵🤍 /hyp.

The characters are Hermes and Odysseus from from EPIC: The Musical.

★ We take requests.

It's Odysseus now

DISCLAIMER: Poses are traced.

The characters are Hermes (Greek God of Messaging/etc.) from specifically Wouldn't You Like from EPIC: The Musical (Circe Saga) and either (both) Máxime Le Mal from Despicable Me 4 or Odysseus from EPIC. (Or just some guy, this is entirely self indulgent.)

★ We take requests.

DISCLAIMER: Pose is traced →

And we have a million more that we plan on doing 💚🤍 /hyp.

The characters are Hermes (Greek God of Messaging/etc.) from specifically Wouldn't You Like from EPIC: The Musical (Circe Saga) and Máxime Le Mal from Despicable Me 4.

Crackship? Absolutely. However we are fictives in an in-sys relationship and we want art so we are making it ourselves.

★ We take requests.

Maxime Le Mal Pride Icons --- Cupiogreyromantic Vincian Asexual

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I could have been such a heart throb if I was a normal celebrity

I think I am exquisite.

Also what the fuck is happening, the image limit for a single post is 10 is it not? Did that change or have I broken Tumblr with this post somehow?

I know it is 10, it has been an issue many times before, but that is 14 images. In one post? Pardon?

Writing a fic about (source) me discovering my/his sexuality (gay) and actually discovering my orientation through the process (asexual and cupiogreyromantic) is quite the experience 😅. /lh /pos

'Hey roomie, do you perhaps believe that I am a homosexual? I have been made to question my identity'

'Woah, you are thinking of gae? Let me sling kinks and other Sex Terms at you so you can figure out what you like?'

'Please no this all sounds awful please'

Half of what I listed was collective kinks and interests and I want nothing to do with it actually. Which is especially saying something considering the collective is non-partnering aroace. I also, I am not even low/no libido, I just do not want any of the things.

Plural culture is listening to the collective playlist (read: catch all songs anyone has liked ever) and simultaneously going "wtf is this?" and also singing along because front knows the song but I (whoever I am) do not like it.

Taylor Swift song that I enjoyed harmonising to, cool.

German song, okay.

Whistle by Flo Rida… Nahhhhh (reason for post.)

"Wheat freak dairy-free Tito… can your camera, huff a line and sink your four wheel drive" I love it but wtf (misheard lyrics I'm sure) → Aha by Pentatonix.

Nightcore version of Dark Horse by Katy Perry.

Everybody by Ingrid Michaelson, love it but got bored very quickly.

Requiem from Dear Evan Hansen, not feeling it but I came here to sing, so.

A front favourite is the song switching from "my child just died" (Hamilton) to "NARWHALS NARWHALS SWIMMING IN THE OCEAN" because it was so sudden, the song started up immediately upon switching, there was no grace time.

Re: "Wheat freak dairy-free Tito… can your camera, huff a line and sink your four wheel drive" I love it but wtf (misheard lyrics I'm sure) → Aha by Pentatonix.

So uh. He wasn't wrong about those lyrics.....

I mean a little bit but mostly no he heard right, he heard correctly.

What the fuck is this song