“Let’s go eat at Chindouchuu.” “We don’t need Oikawa though, do we?”

　“Of course we do!”

ah yes, my favourite foreign language feel, “I know what all of those words mean individually but not together like that”

not to forget its twin “i know (roughly) what you’re saying, but what are those words?”

Plus the secret triplet “I managed to get your drift but I don’t know how to answer you”.

and the bastard cousin “I understand exactly what you mean, but how the hell do i respond?”

please don’t forget the illegitimate child, “I understand what I just read but now how the hell am I supposed to write down my reply, how do I choose from these three modes of writing your language has”

and everybody’s favorite, “I’m pretty sure this isn’t what you’re really talking about but it’s what Google’s giving me so now let me attempt to parse out the literal translation of slang/net speak using context clues because I don’t want to say ‘maggot’ when I’m pretty sure you are talking about your favorite character”

I’m glad that the person who I like can hear my confession. 

@vroumlecanardlaque

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More Otp AU ideas:

•I’m a magician and you’re the cute sceptical audience member that I made participate in an act that had you gobsmacked, so you hunted me down and demanded to know how I did it.

•I work at a grocery store and holy shit you’re really hot and fUCK I ACCIDENTALLY WALKED INTO THE TINCAN PYRAMID AND AM SUCH A LOSER BECAUSE YOU TURNED AROUND AND ARE TRYING SO HARD NOT TO LAUGH.

• I’m the kid of a really wealthy family and you’re hired as our gardener and are you trying to be this aggressively attractive because holy shit.

•I’m a librarian and I catch you almost every week moving your favourite fantasy series from the fiction to the non-fiction section.

•I’m an ice hockey player and came in early to the ring to practice and saw you practicing your figure skating lesson so I’ve made it a routine to come early just to see you practice.

•I’m a single parent and you work at my kids daycare and you’re really good with them and they keep telling me to invite you over to dinner.

•I was playing Pokemon in class and you linked to me and challenged me to a battle and I lost then I saw you sitting across from me and I demand a REMATCH.

•We’re strangers sitting in a doctors waiting room and ‘Friends’ came on the TV and in the theme we both clapped so hi there.

•We’re the last people in the cinema after a marvel movie because everyone else was weak and we payed to see the damned end credit scene, so who do you think’s the hottest avenger ‘cause my money’s on Captain America.

•I’m home alone and decided to listen to my favourite band on full blast and it got to the duet part and you were walking down the street and started loudly singing the other part.

•We’re in a library and you forgot to plug your headphones in so you’re music was playing loudly and I’m gonna take this moment to criticise your lack of musical taste.

•I’m in my schools gymnastics team and you’re in the opposing schools sport team who came over for a game and you’re pretty hot, then the next week I came to school to find flowers taped to my locker with a note inviting me to one of your games.

•I’m a photography student and I see you almost everyday and you’re always perfect so I always take pictures but I don’t want to be creepy so do you wanna go for coffee?

•I’m an apprentice photographer and you’re the model I’m suppose to take photos of but I’m really nervous so you keep making snarky comments to loosen the tension.

•I’m an art student and we’re doing realistic drawings in class, I was prepared for the fruit bowl and the pair of shoes but then yOU WALKED THROUGH THE DOOR, STRIPPED, SAT ON A STOOL IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROOM AND I FELL OFF MY CHAIR BECAUSE HOLY FUCK.

Pt. 1 Here.

•I’m a librarian and I catch you almost every week moving your favourite fantasy series from the fiction to the non-fiction section.

Plot twist: You tell you keep on moving them, because they actually tell about your kind.

Happy Birthday (BA)KAGAMI TAIGA!!

CHAN

poor kid probably gets lost at least once a day