We don't talk about Alastors advertisement for the hotel enough.
"NO TACKY CIRCUS DECOR! I PROMISE."
God, he had a bone to pick with Lucifer before he even met him-
The best part of this is that instead of attempting to use any graphic design software or even taking a still photo to splice it in, he created a whole entire crudely scotch-taped together, elementary school collage looking, arts and crafts project ass advertisement on a piece of cardboard (that he wrote self aggrandizing little comments on and somehow managed to spill blood all over) and shakily recorded it for a few seconds and called it a day. What a king.
It's not even a piece of cardboard with entirely old blood stains...the stain nearest the hotel drawing is wet enough it's seeping into the corner. I'm just imagining him...sprawled out on his belly on the floor of his hotel room; a pile of pens, crayons and stickers - to boot, just happily humming and swinging his legs as he's putting it all together; all while munching on the fresh heart of the deer he just eviscerated in his bayou that he plans to stow away and let decay and pick at and over the next several weeks.
