A Man With A Problem

The Alastor delusion on tiktok is actually bewildering, like this comment on a video about how sweet and fatherly Alastor is to Charlie

Oh yeah?

This guy?

This guy right here? He's the one singing about guiding her with pure intentions???

Oh this is the face of a man with no nefarious intent to you? An honest, well meaning, all around swell fella??? This is your non-manipulative guy??????

and they were neighbors

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I mean… do I even gotta explain why?

Straight from the deer’s mouth.

and then he disappeared for seven years

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source & source

Very much inspired by that Valentine Pin-Up Alastor merch where the only significant change is him having his bow-tie unclipped.

Anyway, happy valentine day sike, it's Aro week and we are begrudgingly going on dates to help our friends with their heist.

Of course it was Vox

(also meme redraw while Alastor regrets trying to one-up Lucifer on that one)