Wow rude, Crystal guidebook.

Pokemon Heritage Post

you could follow the genuinely funny poster who is going to be gone in 6 months, or you could follow me, the mediocre-to-okayish poster who's been on tumblr for 11.5 years and will be here until the flames finally reach and destroy the data center with our precious memories

i voted #voterfraud #notaUScitizen

*doom music starts to play* I actually kindof like scheduling these kinds of appointments now...

but seriously Fellas, don't forget to schedule a pap smear every couple of years just in case. If you still have a cervix you can still get cervical cancer. ilu

this has been a psa

i've had this as an idea since 2017 btw

damn, tumblr says my art is ass and trans people is eye strain so no blaze for me :\

it'd be a shame if this...

blazed the old fashion way...

Fact #27:

Before Ever After High was cancelled we were supposed to have new students including Chase Redford.

Source:an old blog which you can still go to.

seeing a black and white cow is always so damn awesome it’s like Hey i know that guy.from my kindergarten abcs

HASHTAG STUPID HASHTAG IDIOT HASHTAG DUMBASS ?!?!!?

mike flanagan exorcist movie is going to be so ass bro i can picture it soooo vividly in my mind. linda blair vomiting and crawling on the ceiling giving an excruciatingly long classic mike flanagan style monologue saying corny shit like “mommy what is grief but love persevering…eeeaaugh i’m the exorcist girl!”

HE’S DIRECTING A CARRIE REMAKE TOO??? OH BROTHERRRRRR

Listen Max and Chloe breaking up is one thing but Chloe hanging out with VICTORIA of all people?? Can we be real. Can we be fucking real.

"overwatch feminized deku" is an absolutely insane trio of words, and yet

Blizzard did one thing right. They gave Deku estrogen

amidst controversy, Blizzard announces that a character they don't own is trans

None of the other characters get genderswapped either, and there was no real reason to map deku to tracer, I don’t know who at Blizzard made the call to make deku the only lesbian character but god bless I guess

sending asks is so scary what if i sneezed on my keyboard and mistyped my entire adress and misgendered everyone and mispelled every single word and also typed my password into the message. what then. once the ask is sent who knows what it looks like. i couldve tyepd anything

I was inspired

look all i'm saying is if you've ever seen someone be healed with magic, congratulations! you've witnessed a practitioner of necromancy. it's the exact same thing. all you're doing at a fundamental level is using magic to accelerate existing biological processes and animate tissue, the only difference is when you do it to dead tissue instead of living tissue, suddenly it's evil scary ~dark magic~ instead of good wholesome healing. it's purely cultural bias.

so no i don't think it's fair to say i "lied on my application" since i'm just as qualified as anyone to heal your party, but hey if you want to be a fucking narc and report me to the wizard council go right ahead. good luck finding an accredited healer at the wages you're offering by the way

@hungryallday

it’s kinda wild that you think you’ll never get over something and then one day you do and you don’t even realize :)

never mind

Preach I guess

OH I HAVE MISUNDERSTOOD