am I cool yet?

Can't believe Dan and Phil's video made the queen die.

Attention passengers I've turned on the mandatory smoking and yelling sign

I needed that second pic

Today, we get to reblog this

oh ok

It’s for the best

anyone else releasing flavors in the tomato that are normally inaccessible

vodka also releases flavors in me that are normally inaccessible

Nobody:

@thebootydiaries :

can’t wait to reblog this from myself

It’s always “sup” and never “Howl ! Calcifer ! It’s me, Sophie! I know how to help you now! Find me in the future!”

It’s always “u up?” And never “There you are sweetheart! Sorry I’m late, I’ve been looking for you everywhere :)”

just discovered a neat trick. if you make brownies but dont cut them, you can eat the whole slab and say you only ate 1 brownie

do not do this

*naruto runs into your heart*