humming-doodles reblogged
I had this stupid idea today and it’s making me laugh so I have to share.
So you know those Mom Coupons kids make (one free hug/I’ll clean my room, that sort of thing)?
Imagine post-canon Greedling making something like that for Lan Fan’s birthday, but with things like “No sneaking out for 48 hours” or “Will attend every scheduled meeting for a full day, no exceptions.” It was meant to be a joke, but she got fed up one day and used one, and they took it weirdly seriously? She never fully relaxes, but she is able to at least get a decent night’s rest from time to time.
honestly it’s the best gift he could possibly give her
#incredibly good headcanon thank you for sharing i'm laughing#scarlett-hofferson#that 'no lies' deal really works against him once it's in Writing#in this sort of au it's unclear if greed ever had a chance to use up his one and only lie#but i assume it's off the table if other people can get on his case for it without him up and dying moments later#reply#fma#fmab#my art#doodles#comic#greed#greedling#ling yao#lan fan#that 'THUNK' greed is one of my favorite expressions i've done in a hot sec