The real antagonist of Fullmetal Alchemist is the nameless Xerxian alchemist who bought a teenage boy to sweep his floors and then was like "hey, I'm going to take your blood to try to play god, you can't legally say no because I own you. If this, say, backfires horrifically in 20 years time, then I guess it's you and your descendants' problem since it's your blood lmao"
a bunch of moments from this kabru dungeon lord fic written by @huh-enheim . i hope I did it justice 🙏
Why is Falin eating the post
she just does that sometimes you gotta keep an eye on her
just when i thought my comics couldn't get dumber... i surprise myself 👭
(dungeon meshi narrator voice) fullmetal alchemist
Please look at this bag that came with my Marcille preorder
I absolutely adore your Mexican dunmeshi art 🥺 mayhaps spare a Kabru?
yeah sure why not
yeah boss....yeah we hired a new adventurer.... he's all ethereal and pretty like a baby fawn sleeping in a morning dew sprinkled clearing with a ray of sunshine spilling right on him through the branches of the trees. just how you like them boss
Another one!! 💛
moku monsuta: jan kipisi
last reblog has emboldened me to say that in the past couple of days I've been translating bits of dungeon meshi into toki pona for fun and I am having a BALL thinking about the in-universe terminology and implications of these things...
mi moku e kiwen
Bonus under cut
when i started dunmeshi considering the theme of consuming and being consumed and a sort of coy welll what do YOU consider cannibalism tone were both immediately established i was just like ok so before the end of this a party member is getting torn apart and eated. and considering chilchuck doesn’t get characterised until a little later the early party is 1. guy who cooks 2. girl whos reticent but likes the food 3. guy whos extremely hungry and 4. Fourth Party Member. Other. i was counting his days