have courage, dear heart

played sims 4 for the first time and one of the married cis men had a desire to try for baby with his cis husband. i accidentally pinned it and could not unpin it. trying for baby is physically impossible. I tried to use cheats to give him a viable womb in create a sim but it wouldn’t let me do so retroactively. so I thought, maybe if they adopt the want for pregnancy will go away, and had them adopt a toddler daughter. but then the try for baby desire did not go away. since they now had an unwanted adopted child I tried to remove the toddler from the household, thinking this would send her back into the ether. it did not. instead she wanders the neighborhood like a feral cat. i thought the social worker would come and take her back so someone else could adopt her, but I guess there is no social worker in sims 4. so now the neighborhood is haunted by a smelly miserable baby that has no home but cannot die and everyone who sees her is uncomfortable. fucking omelas scenario.

no one is feeding her but every time she gets hungry she simply produces a carton of milk out of the ether and drinks it

OP— do ctrl+shift+C and type “testingcheats true” and then “cas.fulleditmode” into the bar, then go into CAS and change one of the sims to be able to get pregnant. mpreg is possible ALWAYS

thanks. the womb installation worked.

I'm sorry, this was dune mpreg the whole time and you never thought to mention? Iconic.

it wasn’t relevant to my journey

“ma’am can i see your id?”

IT EXPIRES NOVEMBER 21, 2015. THAT IS THIS YEAR PEOPLE REBLOG WHILE IT’S STILL VALID

when u bring back that 2011 meme

sir this goes well beyond that 2011 meme.

this is a combination of the 2015 tumblr april fools release, the 2012 appearance of lenny face, the 2011 creation of nyan cat, the 1979 release of the first spreadsheet application, the 1966 examples of ASCII art, the 1964 introduction of pop tarts, the 19th century usage of the hashtag symbol, the 4th century development of the hindu-arabic numeral system, the 7th century BC usage of the latin alphabet, the 7th millenium BC domestication of cats, and overall the 14 billion year old universe through which this innocent cat flies. 

what have you done