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yknow what would be a fucked up phone feature
No, I don't. Please, proceed.
if whenever you plugged it in you had to manually enable charging mode and there was no built in way to automate it
That would be fucked up.
yknow what would be more fucked up
Football field full of viruses.
Abraham Lincoln teeth sculpture.
Really big vampire.
Inside-out Sweden.
if they added automatic charging mode but paywalled it
Yeah that's pretty fucked up.
Weakling. You will not survive the winter.
*slowly reaches for the popcorn*
this is blatant hogfather erasure and i will not stand for it
They put Miracle in but not It's A Wonderful Life?
Ok, to prove to my husband that this is more a European device than a U.S. device I am going to need more non-US people to reblog this.
Do not reblog for science. No science will be happening. Reblog to help me prove a point!
(If I am right I will show him this poll. If I am wrong he will never know this happened)
KOF ‘99 - Park Stage (Rainy)
I made this so now all y'all have to look at it.
Every thousand notes I’ll make him thiccer.
date of origin: 5th of january, 2017.
hold on i’m gonna add on to this
I FUCKING KNEW IT
I fucking love this post
WHERE ARE WE????????
achievement unlocked: how did we get here?
🤣🤣🤣🤣
ngl i feel like i fell down a rabbit hole that i didnt sign up for
If I had to see this, you are too
If I suffered through scrolling through all of of this, so do you
*reblogs*
CMYK Rainbow Dice
A dice set made with only the colours cyan, magenta and yellow which combine as you look through the dice to form a full rainbow spectrum.
Plus they cast super colourful shadows!
Did they
Put dichroic materials on every face
Because if so I am incredibly horny for these dice
You guys want to see the delightful trinket I just saw in TK Maxx?
Yeah you do. Behold: the chorb ✨️
It could be yours for the simple price of £9.99
borba yorga...
I thought of you!
Thank you so much!
The Sound of Music (1965) dir. Robert Wise
English: we call it sinusitis because it's Latin :)
German: we call it Nasennebenhöhlenentzündung because the Höhlen neben your Nase are entzündet.
English: we call it diarrhea because it's Ancient Greek :)
German: we call it Durchfall because everything just falls durch
Don't hide your vergiftet Blut.
Please for the love of god. You should be able to change controls WITHOUT TAKING YOUR EYES OF THE ROAD. There is no reason to have to look at a SCREEEN while DRIVING
sure is!
Since we're getting into "did you know that Santa's eight tiny reindeer are a reference to the eight legs of Odin's steed?" season once again, remember: while there are some elements of Christmas (or Hallowe'en, or Easter, or...) observations that are probably pre-Christian in origin, before one believes any of that this-is-really-100%-just-a-Pagan-holiday-with-the-serial-numbers-filed-off stuff, one must consider all of the following possibilities:
"oh boy I sure wish there were a fast, free and private alternative to google chrome"
the humble mozilla firefox:
