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hometown slang

headcanon that sqh spent an inordinate amount of time writing headconons abt mbj which means that mbj is ABSURDLY good at the most unexpected things. He is an expert ballet dancer. he plays the pipe organ. his flower arrangements stun and awe. he cant cook for shit but man does he know how to make a margarita. he is god’s speciallest favourite little boy. he knits like a motherfucker and his passion for violin making is unmatched.

he has no idea how he knows all this shit

This is why the Scum Villain fandom is awesome.

Where else are you going to get unhinged takes like “God made headcanons about his favorite little blorbo that he eventually fucked and married” and have it make sense?

The apple doesn't fall far from the tree. Like father, like son...

oh, please don’t go!

i’ll eat you up i love you so!

I should have read this sooner--

Moshang doodles

smol moshang sketches!! 🥹❣️

i dug from my twt photos hehet ><

Moshang doodles

Been thinking about them a lot lately

Every single day I'm grateful for that time I stumbled on the SVSSS headcanon that while Bingqiu is considered highkey confusing and lowkey cringe in the demon realm, Moshang is known as the Power Couple™. They're the demonic love story. The 'It Couple'.

Just generations of demons sighing over the dramatic and bloody love story of the Northern King and his right hand man plus spymaster, yearning for a love story filled with such glorious violence and betrayal! A classic childhood friends to lovers narrative filled with ups and downs and copious murder and gore! Love at first sight! The story of the loyal spy who rose up the ranks of the brutal Northern Court, culling his competition while providing vital intel to his liege, all the while infiltrating the most powerful cultivation sect in the world and eventually even becoming a Peak Lord! The slow burn of all slow burns! All kinds of spicy complicated power imbalances! Sexy, unexpected age gaps! Years of heavy plot! Decades of passionate courting! The pinnacle of inter-species forbidden romance!The tale of a man who swore eternal loyalty after falling violently in love at the very first meeting, calling a mere Prince His King in his desire and determination to see his beloved's ascension to the throne that was his birthright, and the Demon Prince who was unexpectedly presented with fierce loyalty in a life that had until then been rife with treachery and grabbed it with both hands and never looked back!

...and there's Junshan and the weird human he keeps around. Somewhat interesting if you're into that teacher-student thing I guess. There were very few deaths. Some bland murders. The trial arc and the self destruct thing plus corpse hoarding was interesting but overall very vanilla. Unseasoned. Not even a proper decade of drama. Kinda boring. And Junshan's half human so they're like Walmart version inter-species romance. But whatever the Emperor's into I guess. His dad was kinda weird too but at least his relationship with that human woman had some kick to it. The new generation just doesn't appreciate a long drawn out painful romance tsk tsk...

Like infinitely grateful to whoever first spawned that headcanon. Never fails to make me laugh. Honestly the most hilarious thing I've ever seen in this fandom. Hope your pillow is always cold and you never stub your toe.

hand hold~

Mobei-jun wants to smooch too.

Give him a moment he's learning.