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Master List :) Requests are open!!
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Master List :)

All of my written works, whether they’re popular, not popular, low interaction, high interaction, and everything in between! Have fun! :)

(a) = angst 

(f) = fluff

(m) = smut/nsfw 

☆ = personal favorite 

↳ Jimin, as much as you love him, is a major pain in your ass. After dragging you to his store against your will (literally) you end up with; the newly manufactured, eerily human Jungkook android model. He's so human, you begin to have questions.

↳ Jungkook's never shy when asking you to try new things because he knows you'll never judge him, never laugh at him. (With malicious intent anyways.) That doesn't mean he's not nervous, hiding and ducking his head the entire time with a giant blush spread across his face while he's asking. With a bit of coaxing, Jungkook finally spits it out. He's more in for it than he even realizes.

↳ Jungkook’s never kept anything from you, ever. Not even the time where he tripped and accidentally kicked your dog, or when he fucked the most popular girl in high school and couldn’t make himself cum (poor guy was embarrassed for weeks), or when he accidentally rubbed all of his acceptance letters in your face without realizing. To put it short, Jungkook is an open book to you. So when he suddenly disappears, there’s a lot to question. Even more to question when he finally gets back and won’t tell you anything, going as far to avoid you.

↳  Namjoon’s never very aware of what he says when he’s drunk, and this time is no exception to that rule. Unknowingly, Joon creates a chain of events that lead to his youngest member actively chasing his best friend. All under the pretense that you’re an untouchable, unpleasable, man eater.

↳  Sitting pretty at a desk all day gets boring, dealing with minimal tasks and check ins. You’re unbelievably excited when a new assistant joins the office. And said assistant is a pretty boy with an even prettier personality.

↳   After a late night out with his friends, Jungkook makes it up to you by spending the morning with you.

Break The Bat | (m) JJK : Part 1 Part 2

↳  There’s always ben a rivalry between you and Jungkook, ever since the first practice where he bet on milkshakes. Nothing ever changes, until it finally does.

↳  After promising Jungkook a reward if he won the game, who are you to deny him that? and he’s more ecstatic than ever to receive it.

  You hate work meetings with a passion. Listening to stupid ideas that wouldn’t even work, constantly being talked over by your male coworkers, going on for way longer than necessary, the list goes on and on. No one knows this better than Jimin, who’s determined to baby you back to health. Of course, not without light teasing.

↳  “ Falling so madly in love with you is a tragedy. Nothing in my world will ever seem so beautiful again.”

Some of my older works are really, really bad. I definitely recommend reading the ones with stars the most. 

I’ll most likely revise and edit, especially since some also have my old username on them anyway. I believe if I edit them, the link should stay the same. If not, I’ll do my best to update this master list as frequently as possible. Thank you! :)

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i cant stand when someone is preaching about how bts are doing good mentally compared to the past, as if they’re 100% happy.

i do agree that they’re (hopefully) at a closer stage to happiness and being themselves. but for as long as they’re idols, i doubt it’ll ever be 100%.

jungkook has literally admitted to not eating for 5 days before a music video shooting. taehyung doesn’t post a lot of selfies because sometimes he feels insecure about himself. namjoon has explained that all of his bike rides and trips into nature is his fight to remain sane in the chaos that is being an idol.

we don’t know what they’re going through, regardless of how they may appear. there’s things we don’t know and we can’t just speak over that. i’m sure the pressure is unmeasurable.

i really hope they someday are happy and can be 100% themselves. i’m just not sure if that’s going to include being an idol, as everyone wants.

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i hate that hobi core is all rainbows and flowers.

i also hate that jin core is all pink and princess.

and how jimin is all pink, gay and fairy.

anyways

jin core would be playing mario kart and various other video games for hours. and then in the middle of the night, making an entire meal and sitting down and eating together.

yoongi core would be fresh built, wooden, sturdy furniture. it would be darker coffee shops with comfy seats and a couple plants here and there. comfy clothes with dark/black roast coffee.

hobi core would be high, high fashion. not rainbow fashion, but runway fashion. pieces that are made that aren’t very practical. it would be traveling late at night where the streets are lit by street lamps.

namjoon core would be traveling all around the world and seeing all the nature, including native plants and species. it would be biking around the parks while giggling to each other.

jimin core would be luxury, expensive city life. expensive clothes, especially expensive and designers shoes and boots. going to parties and messing around, getting drunk with elegance.

tae core would be baggy clothes that are comfortable but still stylish. picnic dates, art museum dates, etc. bringing his pup wherever he can and playing with him.

kook core would be all black clothing, tattoos and piercings decorated with pretty jewelry. expensive cars that are visually and performance pleasing. stopping in at ramen shops late at night for a snack.

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BTS as dumb things I've done

Jin: Admiring myself in a store window and not seeing the oncoming pole as I was walking down the sidewalk. I slammed into it and everyone looked at me, I then proceeded to lean against it in an attempt to play it off.

Yoongi: Going to a coffee shop at 3 am after work one day and I was so tired that I was pushing the pull door. I was too out of it to figure out why it wouldn’t open and a worker had to walk over to open the door for me.

Hoseok: Wearing this super snazzy outfit with jean chains and one of them got caught on a door handle. Thinking I was being attacked, I started to panic and ended up breaking the chain while simultaneously tripping myself.

Namjoon: Sitting in class and I simply couldn’t figure out whatever my biology teacher was babbling about, so I said what is he even saying? Turns out he was talking to his wife in a different language, not in fact teaching the class.

Jimin: Dancing around the street and not seeing a group of people following me and cheering me on until one of them starting clapping. Tripping over my own feet as soon as they started hyping me up and being really embarrassed.

Taehyung: Going to an art museum and following a guided tour when I realized  was with the wrong tour guide. It was too late to bail out so I just kept following and I was literally on the opposite tour that I wanted to go on.

Jungkook: Playing online games and there was this guy that just wouldn't top killing me so I snatched my mic and started telling him to stop targeting me. Turns out, it was my roommate and he was screeching from the other room.

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The fact that some armys cant accept bts are literally grown men bothers me. Like yes, so what if Jimin was in a club? He’s literally an adult who can do whatever he wants. So what if he’s dancing and hanging out with girls? That doesn’t give anyone the right to film him/post it to try and get him in some sort of trouble. The armys that get upset should learn how to be more mature, it’s their break and they get to choose how they want to relax/blow of steam.

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Yoongi: Wow, I can’t believe I’m this sad, nothing is ever going to make me smile ever again. 

Namjoon: Is that so?

Yoongi: …

Namjoon: …

Yoongi: Don’t do it. 

Namjoon: *Brings in Jungkook, who’s smiling like an idiot*

Yoongi, smiling slightly: Fuck

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Jungkook: *Walks behind his s/o and back hugs them* *Gently caresses their face and tucks their hair behind their ear* *Leans forward and whispers gently in their ear* If you eat all of the animal crackers again, we’re fucking breaking up.

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BTS as your childhood friend

So, I feel like with the BTS members if you were friends as kids you would always be friends. I think that even when they got popular as artists, they would still think about you and give you a call. You would probably talk for hours catching up and end up having a sleepover with junk food and movies. You guys would probably stay up all night talking. So this is like present day friends, but you've been friends since childhood.

Jin

  • Would really be cute childhood friends together. When you were little you had cute playdates like movies, playing at the park, movie nights under adult supervision and with a bedtime of course.
  • Since he's older, he'd enjoy embarrassing you. He would probably keep all the photos you guys took together and save them, keeping them to show off to the other members at the worst times possible.
  • Oh, he thinks you're flirting with Jimin? Well, here he comes with the most embarrassing picture of your goth phase when you were younger.
  • Like's talking about his beautiful face compared to your own. He's only joking of course, but boy does he know how to get on your nerves.
  • "I've been this handsome since childhood. See this picture? Perfect. You're lucky I stuck around with you for this long."
  • Ends up getting hit and the both of you laughing and shaking it off.

Yoongi

  • Oh boy, he was the sassy friend you had growing up. Like the one friend that always gets themselves in trouble with their mouth? That's him.
  • He likes insulting you, it's almost like that's how he shows affection. You know that he's actually really, really sweet and just has a hard time expressing it at times.
  • "Jesus, you look like hell. Sorry, I forgot you're always there you fucking demon."
  • "Min fucking Yoongi sit your ass down before I beat you."
  • He really, really loves you. He gets all soft when he's away from others and only with you. When you're upset, he's speeding down the road to come and comfort you. Will actually cry with you because he hates seeing you upset.
  • Weird faces at you when you're acting dumb or making dumb jokes with the other members.
  • Sarcastic comments back and forth, sometimes the other members have to tell you to knock it off because they're just so sick of hearing it.

Hoseok

  • You love him. He's someone who you can almost never be mad at. He's also so nice and caring but will also drag a bitch if they deserve it.
  • He's always there to make you feel better or to cheer you up when you aren't feeling the best. Would trade the world for your own happiness.
  • He talks to you as much as he can, even if he's busy with his band's schedule. Like, he'll call you after a show, exhausted, but still wanting to talk to you a little bit before going to sleep.
  • You also cheer him up when he's feeling down. It's a really amazing and supportive friendship.
  • "I'm just stressed because no one is picking up the new dance as fast as we should and I'm nervous."
  • "It's okay Hobi. They'll get better with practice and I believe you guys will be ready once promotions come up. You guys always do amazing."
  • Just so much love and respect for one another it's insane.

Namjoon

  • The mom friend that's really responsible. Although he's really responsible, he can also need to be looked after and cared for at certain times.
  • While he's the leader of BTS and has many people there for him, he'll always miss you and make time to visit when it's possible. Once he comes back, you guys talk about the band and what's happening at the moment.
  • Really helpful when you don't understand school work or just want some company while studying.
  • "Yeah, I technically shouldn't be telling you this because it's secret but you're my best friend!"
  • "Namjoon almost everything you tell me, you shouldn't be."
  • Makes time for anything for you. You can come to him with the dumbest thing and he'll be there to help and comfort you. Of course, you'd do the exact same for him when he ever needed it.

Jimin

  • That one really caring and touchy friend. Like, holding hands and hugs have always been his thing and will always be.
  • Likes to reassure you when you aren't so sure and give you constructive criticism/compliments on your work.
  • Talking about the dance classes you guys were in when you were younger. How dancing together made you guys best friends and rocketed you guys into an everlasting friendship.
  • "Jimin, remember that on hip-hop class we took? You looked like someone you'd see in one of those really bad, thug, crackhead movies."
  • "...shut up hoe."
  • You guys make time for each other, end up talking together for hours or traveling around. He really likes taking you to see new places and you really like seeing them.

Taehyung

  • Really close friend that will always be there no matter what happens.
  • Have such a complicated and long friendship that you guys manage to do every time you see each other. Somehow, you guys never forgot it from when you were kids. It honestly amazes some of the members.
  • When you visit him, it's still like visiting him when he was little. You knock on the door and you hear his screams and stomps as he rushes to answer the door. It's really amusing.
  • "GUYS! Y/N'S HERE. HERE! LIKE AT THE DORMS!"
  • "Taehyung! Shut up and open the door!"
  • Goes to art museum tours when you can together. You guys both love learning about art, seeing it and learning about the artist behind the art piece itself.

Jungkook

  • That one friend that loves to fuck around. Like...don't under any circumstances fall asleep around him.
  • Prank wars that would last weeks as kids. It was usually called off with a treaty since you guys evenly matched each other's abilities to be little shits.
  • You guys still mess with each other at the dorms but it isn't as bad. It's just dumb pranks like scaring each other when they walk around a corner, throwing an object at them, spraying them with the sink faucet.
  • Comes to you with advice and problems because he has trouble solving them by himself still. You can do the same and he'd help you just as much.
  • "Yoongi Hyung keeps locking himself in his studio and it's not healthy. I'm worried about him but I don't know what to do."
  • "Who has the passcode? If you can get the passcode you can drop off food or drag him out and back home to sleep."

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So, I’m posting this on my 1-year anniversary for this bog! Thank you guys for coming and supporting me and my writing. I really appreciate it. Thank you all so much and let’s have another year of fun and happiness. You can also join my giveaway here. You just have to like or reblog my post. You can simply like it because I know that not everyone wants a giveaway post on their blog. Thank you. 

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Cuddles with BTS

My heart. Soft hours here.

Jin

  • Give you kisses on the cheek and the forehead while cuddling. It's so cute and add to the relaxed and cute factor.
  • Falls asleep while cuddling and holding onto you
  • Shows up at your door when he wants cuddles. Like, if it's 10 he'll show up at your door asking for cuddles.
  • The boys think it's cute when they find you both asleep cuddling. But boy, they're going to tease the hell out of you when you wake up for no reason.
  • Since he's a lot taller and bigger than you, you can easily hide into his arms and be wrapped in his arms. You feel so safe and secure, all your worries and troubles actually disappear.
  • If you fall asleep while cuddling with him, he'll carefully pick you up and bring you to bed. He wants to take care of you and thinks the bed is better to sleep on than the couch. Ends up climbing in bed with you after and cuddles up to you.

Yoongi

  • Loves cuddling more than he will ever emit. Just loves the feeling of holding onto you and relaxing.
  • If he's had a rough day, he'll come over and cuddle up to you without saying anything. You both know without even having to talk about it.
  • He'll fall asleep after a long day, his arms still wrapped around you and his mouth slightly agape. It's the cutest thing, honestly.
  • He denies it with force the next day. Like he will punch one of the members without hesitation.
  • He's so soft for you god. All the walls he puts up for the day instantly crumble when he sees you. You're his safe place, someone that always offers understanding and comfort.
  • Doesn't say anything before he does it. You'll be making breakfast and he comes over and wraps his arm around your waist. You'll be in bed on your phone and here he comes, sliding into bed and crawling over to be next to you. It's adorable and you love the cuddles so much.

Hoseok

  • Holds you so tight. Almost like he's afraid to let you go. Like you're the last thing he has left.
  • He's always really warm and it's nice when you're cold. His hands are rarely ever cold and they're the best for handholding.
  • He'll hug you or pull you into his arms anything. In the store, at home, walking down the street. He loves it.
  • If you're sharing a bed, he won't let you go. He loves holding onto you. It gives him a place of comfort and it's nice having you in his arms after a really long day.
  • He'll probably wake up before you, and if he's not already cuddling with you he'll move over to cuddle with you. He just adores holding you while you wake up. The sleepy look you have as you move your head to peer up.

Namjoon

  • I feel like if you're dating Namjoon, you're going to have long talks and conversations with him in the middles of the night. So you end up on the couch with food and popcorn almost all night cuddling.
  • Loves it when you're cold because you snuggle into him. It's adorable to him and reminds him of a puppy or kitten. He adores it.
  • Cuddles in his sleep. Like he'll reach around to find you in the middle of the night to hold you.
  • A whole ass gentleman at first. Would ask before doing anything so you wouldn't be uncomfortable with anything. Can I hug you? Can I hold your hand? Things like that.
  • Once you get comfortable, he's more open to just holding onto you randomly. Apologizes if he accidentally scares you though.

Jimin

  • Loves cuddles more than anyone on this planet. He is completely down to just spend the whole day inside watching movies with you and cuddling.
  • Smiles when he holds your hand or hugs you
  • When he gets back from tour, it's the longest hugs and you end up having to walk while he's holding onto you. It's cute, and he just missed having you in his arms so much.
  • Gentle kisses on his cheek, lips, nose, forehead, neck. Basically anywhere he can get his lips on.
  • Has actually been late to events he needed to attend just because he refused to let you go. You had to push him away and force him to go to wherever he needed to.

Taehyung

  • You know how Taehyung can't sleep unless he's hugging something? Yeah, guess what? You're being held onto every night with a leg swung over you.
  • Loves hugs and will hold you forever.
  • He's really cuddly when he's tired. So in the morning, he'll hold onto you while placing sleepy kisses on your cheek. At night, he'll lazily talk about his day while holding onto you.
  • Likes giving you compliments when you're cuddling. You're beautiful and things like that.
  • Will basically drag you to bed for cuddles honestly

Jungkook

  • Will lay on you while cuddling. Like his head on your chest with his arms wrapped around your torso.
  • Loves it when you play with his hair while cuddling. After a long day, coming home to cuddles and having his hair played with is the best.
  • Little kisses on your neck.
  • I see him playing games and wanting to hold hands. Or playing on a console and pulling you down on the couch to hold onto you while playing. He just loves your company so much.
  • Little shy confessions. "I love you...you know that right?"

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So, I’m posting this on my 1-year anniversary for this bog! Thank you guys for coming and supporting me and my writing. I really appreciate it. Thank you all so much and let’s have another year of fun and happiness. You can also join my giveaway here. You just have to like or reblog my post. You can simply like it because I know that not everyone wants a giveaway post on their blog. Thank you. 

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BTS during a zombie outbreak

Oh boy

Jin

  • Screams all the time. You need to watch after him or he will actually get himself killed while freaking out.
  • Tries to help out and act like he's really tough. You know he's freaking out and on the verge of sobbing though.
  • Goes to worse case scenarios almost immediately.
  • "Okay, so we have no food. I vote Namjoon to be eaten first. I mean he has the most body mass and look at his legs."
  • "JIN NO."
  • Might actually throw you in front of a zombie to save himself.
  • You really need to watch him closely, like I'm not kidding.

Yoongi

  • Acts like a badass with his bigass knife. He prefers something where he can use quickly and get away. Is low-key afraid of the guns.
  • Looks really unbothered but is lowkey terrified
  • A zombie appears and he gets up, ready to fight in a boxer stance. Ends up screeching at the same time while attempting to fight him.
  • Protect him please, his heart is weak.
  • "FIGHT ME YOU DEAD BODIES! I WON'T FUCKING HESITATE BITCH!"
  • Someone has to drag him away before he gets himself killed.

Hoseok

  • Oh boy
  • He's not doing anything and you honestly keep him around just for that lively spirit. Other than that, he's almost useless.
  • Screams all the time when he sees a zombie. I mean, he's almost like an alert system I guess so that's a plus.
  • Someone needs to save him when he walks near more than one because he's DASHING and being chased by the zombies.
  • Get's scared and paranoid by almost everything since the outbreak happened. Oh, Jimin is trying to grab a granola bar at night? Nope, Hoseok thinks its a zombie preparing to eat him.
  • Curls into a ball and waits for death that isn't even close to him.

Namjoon

  • You'd die without him. You really would. It's not that he fights, but he plans and his plans are the best.
  • He kinda stays back and let's the younger, less afraid members kill the zombies.
  • Likes to insult them not that they even remotely know what's happening or what the fuck he's saying.
  • "Come at me, you undead mortals! You're going to die you disgusting, grotesque beasts!"
  • Makes a buddy system and forces the others to stay with it. He's really afraid he's going to lose one of them. If he does, he has no idea what he's going to do with himself then.

Jimin

  • The healer of the group. Takes care of someone if they get sick or if they get injured fighting.
  • "We'll make it. Even if it takes years, we'll all make it. Together."
  • If someone drops while running, his risking his life to go back and grab them up. He would happily die for anyone in his group.
  • The other members realize this and make sure he doesn't sacrifice himself for someone else. They look after him a lot.
  • Looks really cute even though he's literally fighting off the undead.
  • "COME AT ME HOES! AHHHAHAHHAH!"
  • "JIMIN COME ON!"

Taehyung

  • He makes up the plans with Namjoon. However, he doesn't always stick with the plans they make.
  • He's not afraid of the zombies at all.
  • He'll kill them all with no hesitation or fear whatsoever. Always has a gun and a knife on him.
  • He likes to take in the small things. Even though the world's basically ending, he loves to look at the flowers and the butterflies more than anything else in the entire universe.
  • Will stay up late at night to look at the moon and stars.
  • Stays with Jungkook because he likes to make sure he's safe, and he's also the one that not afraid of the undead.
  • "Jungkook come on! Let's go be badasses!"
  • "Taehyung and Jungkook! No!"

Jungkook

  • He's a professional zombie killer. He's definitely the most accurate with shooting them.
  • Can easily get a headshot at a long distance. Like, all those games were actually helping him all along.
  • Like's to narrate his kills like a dramatic anime. The other members actually like it and think it's funny, but they pretend they don't.
  • The other members like to stay around him since he's so accurate and carefree with all the zombies. You're safe with him.
  • "Here goes Jungkook, standing face to face with his ultimate enemy. He lines up to take the shot. Can he make it from such a long distance? HE CAN! JEON JUNGKOOK MAKES THE HEADSHOT WITH EASE."
  • "JUNGKOOK STOP IT WE DON'T HAVE TIME FOR ALL OF THAT."

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So, I’m posting this on my 1-year anniversary for this bog! Thank you guys for coming and supporting me and my writing. I really appreciate it. Thank you all so much and let’s have another year of fun and happiness. You can also join my giveaway here. You just have to like or reblog my post. You can simply like it because I know that not everyone wants a giveaway post on their blog. Thank you. 

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Hello, today I would like to say something that apparently people forget about. 

Namjoon deserves all the love and support in the world. He’s such a hard working leader and has been through so much. Without Namjoon, the other members wouldn’t know what to do. They can’t even do their cheer correctly without him. He’s the invisible middle child that holds the group together. 

Thank you for coming to my TED talk.

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