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“This is a tapestry I made myself! I just finished it!” 

“…. this is…. big.”

“Eighty feet long, ten high, in forty panels! It was originally going to be sixty feet, but then the Thomas Malory Arthuriana got big and I had to put more stuff in.” 

“… Malory published in the fifteenth century.” 

“Do you have any idea how long it takes one person to embroider eight thousand square feet of tapestry?” 

“You’ve had a lot of free time in the last eight hundred years, haven’t you?” 

“Not once I took up embroidery as a hobby, no!” 

Netflix Geralt: Butcher of Blaviken, they called me.......shunned, scorned....i am gentle......soft....never shall they know, though....I shall be silent and kind........

Game Geralt: Oi! Passing bandit! You blink at me? Did you just blink again?! Oh, it's fuckin on, bro

Book Geralt: I have the worst smile ever. Have you looked at me? I'm a witcher. With sarcastic tone to anything I say. I have an awful smile.

Sea shanties are all the same anyway they just go

The queen can get fucked and so can the captain

To die while I’m drunk is all that I’m askin

Away, boys, away

My girl is at home and shes not even pretty

But lie me to sleep and I’ll dream of her titty

Way haul away

I’ve got me a girl in [ insert location ]

She’s got the finest [ merit for fornication ]

I always reblog this cos I know ppl who have anxiety around stuff like that who find this helpful (anxiety’s not always rational, & even ppl superinformed about how magic works etc can get nasty intrusive surges of shit from seeing those posts from time to time!)

What the guy above said, and also this is adorable.

saw @cryoverkiltmilk‘s gem (x) and had to do it

Mandalorian Counsel: Mand’alor! We need you to-

Din, who doesn’t know what he’s doing:

There was more

I need Jason Isaacs to repeatedly play like eight different characters, each a sort of call-back to one of his previous roles—but he’s only SOMETIMES the villain.

Like he can be a full-on smug, supercilious, disdaining tit in a blond wig and an Armani suit like a muggle Lucius Malfoy who owns banks from which money and tellers are mysteriously disappearing, and he’ll be being embezzled from by a pissy employee who keeps killing all her fellow tellers because she hates how they never refill the coffeepot or something.

OP where is the kickstarter

@elenothar @sparklecryptid @charlottedabookworm

Someone bring this to Patrick Stewart and Ian McKellen’s attention, STAT. 

Has this one made it to tumblr yet

person #2 is labeled: filler baritone which nobody will here but adds gentle thiccness

it just keeps getting better

HE DOESN’T EVEN SOUND OUT OF PLACE WHAT THE FUCK

Of course he doesn’t sound out of place

He knows what he is doing

How dare u doubt him

@k-huckabee3 @awkwardbeautywhofoundherbeast @sculptingsuccess @anticitizen-131 @snatch-daddy @theminingengineer

remember when percy jackson turned down becoming a god in favor of making the gods claim their children before they turn 13?? percy is camp half-blood’s union representative 

oh? you think the wellerman may soon come to bring you sugar and tea and rum?

that’s cute. i was told we’d cruise the seas for american gold and now i’m a broken man on a halifax peer, the last of barrett’s privateers so like ¯＼_(ツ)_/¯

Personally I’ve heard that these days you’re not supposed to haul on the ropes or climb up the mast anymore.

It almost seems like a sailor ain’t a sailor anymore

Pedro: Who does Oscar Isaac look like?

Oscar: I get David Krumholtz often—

Pedro: oH *wheeze* i remember whO you look LIKE!

Oscar: who’s that?

Pedro: that MUPPET I tOld you aBOUT!

Oscar: *wheeze* what muppet??

Pedro: *laughs* the—the

Oscar: *lightly slaps Pedro’s face*

Pedro: the-the grumpy eagle! *continues to laugh*

Oscar: the grumpy eagle???!

Pedro: remember!?

Oscar: oh, cause of the eyebrows??

Pedro: *fucking dying of laughter*

Oscar: malo

modern much ado about nothing where the tricking scenes are done using fake pocket dials…Benedick’s like “hello? hello? must be a pocket dial—wait, are they talking about me??” meanwhile Don Pedro’s phone is on speaker as they all talk directly into it 

The holy grail of searching through academic literature is coming across a string of publications that are like:

Here’s An Idea. Smith et al. 2016

Terrible Idea; a comment on Smith et al. 2016. Johnson 2016.

You’re Wrong Too; a response to Johnson 2016. Nelson 2016.

Guys Just Stop Fighting, None Of Us Know What’s Going On; a Review of the Current Literature. McBrien 2017.

Not even an exaggeration.

“If We Knew What We Were Doing, It Would Not be Called Research, Would It?”

Din after Grogu leaves with Luke... 🔊

*weeps in a vulnerable but sexy manly fashion*

(note the tears streaming from underneath the helmet)

"posts that would kill a 12th century serf" these people watched executions as entertainment

posts that would excite a 12th century serf

Odysseus, returned home.

Gouache and colored pencil on bristol.

I have no idea what this is but. take it